Women masturbate at work.

[Boing]

Hmmmmmm

Do any of you masturbate at work?. I've done it a couple of times, my hands felt sticky for a few hours but had a smile on my face.

We tried masturbating at work for a week and this is what happened | Metro News

 

[peace]

TMI


PS. NO but I did have sex in the office.

 

[Anto]

TMI


PS. NO but I did have sex in the office.

Did he make you scream?.

 

[peace]

Did he make you scream?.

:biggrin2:///////////////////////////////////////////////////// :no::no:

PS. NoSHE wasn't Asian.

 

[Thomas Crown]

So your on an escort board asking if the women masturbate at work?

 

[Wazzap]

So your on an escort board asking if the women masturbate at work?

Worst things have been asked on an escort review board. This is a mild one.

 

[Thomas Crown]

Worst things have been asked on an escort review board. This is a mild one.

I dont know its kind of asking a chef what he packed for lunch before work.

 

[DannyDevito]

I never masturbate.........................................

 

[Thomas Crown]

If a guy rubbed one off at work and was caught he'd go to jail as a sex offender

 

[JunoxGrey]

FAKE NEWS!!!

 

[peace]

FAKE NEWS!!!

Now I am thinking of Trump. :no: :no:

pS. still it was funny. 

 

[Flash Bazbo]

[h=2]Women masturbate at work.[/h]
[h=2]

[/h]Do any of you masturbate at work?. I've done it a couple of times, my hands felt sticky for a few hours but had a smile on my face.

I gave this a look, only because Igor was the OP.

I call bullshit. I see a 0% chance that this member has ever been employed.

Just a hunch, but I believe that he might be a woman, but not in the sense that he was born with XX chromosomal pedigree.

I also believe that he has gone several hours without washing his/her hands subsequent to masturbation, perhaps daily. He/ she may even use the same lubricant between bouts, augmented by saliva.

Why wash one's hands, just to get them dirty again?

Thank you for the schadenfreude, Ignored one.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

TMI


PS. NO but I did have sex in the office.

I believe that you may have possibly done this in a business establishment, Peace, but NOT with Ms Abigail Ratchford:



That's Abi on the left, and Ashley "Wicked Tuna" Alexis, on the right. They 'earn large' as Instagram 'spokesmodels' in the Emirates and other exotic locales.

YOU could not afford their hourly rates. You don't even understand this post.

(Explanation: Ms. Ratchford hails originally from Scranton, Pennsylvania. That's one of the reasons why she's become known as "The Office". Tuna's from Boston, or thereabouts, I think. In her photos, she's 'larger than life'; she caters to the 'fat chick' demographic, for online sales of the products she shills).

 

[SillyGirl]

I only masturbate at work when the Dom I'm seeing tells me to. Funky & Music

 

[Madman]

I only masturbate at work when the Dom I'm seeing tells me to. Funky & Music

A submissive SIllyG, who would have thunk it?

Since you don't need the black fuckme boots anymore Ms. Sub, can I please HAVE THEM?

 

[Flash Bazbo]

I only masturbate at work when the Dom I'm seeing tells me to. Funky & Music

No wonder you change your hair color so often.



With over 7,000 posts in only six weeks, you must work for that jpeg cook. That makes ME want to wash my hands, literally and figuratively.

 

[SillyGirl]

A submissive SIllyG, who would have thunk it?

Since you don't need the black fuckme boots anymore Ms. Sub, can I please HAVE THEM?

It's been a fascinating ride so far. And no, you cannot have the boots - He's gonna love them! :great:

 

[Anonymous69]

With over 7,000 posts in only six weeks, you must work for that jpeg cook. That makes ME want to wash my hands, literally and figuratively.

What's with you and the amount of posts a member has?. Time for you to think and reason why you say such incoherent and insolence meanings to anything or anyone you do not agree on.

Did you forget what fun is or were you dropped on your head too many times by your parents?.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

What's with you and the amount of posts a member has?. Time for you to think and reason why you say such incoherent and insolence meanings to anything or anyone you do not agree on.

Did you forget what fun is or were you dropped on your head too many times by your parents?.

Translation:

I use passive-aggression as an outlet for my social and sexual inadequacies. This tactic allows me to attack, (in the auspices of defending a woman), in the guise of being a 'white knight'. If the individual I'm attacking defends himself with a superior verbal arsenal, I 'play the victim card', denying that I had any ulterior motives, other than to offer unsolicited assistance against what I have deemed to be an 'attack'. I don't like facts to get in the way of my assumptions.

I am a weak individual, with delusions of power. Having read that Silly Girl likes to be dominated, I seek to curry favor with her, with the short term goal of entering her friend zone, and the fantasy of one day, dominating her myself, when I get a place of my own. There are a lot of things I hope to be one day, if I ever win a lawsuit. @ Silly Girl: My interests are cosplay, goth music, and comic book franchise movies. Dutch treat at Starbucks? I REALLY want to suck your toes, after you've worn those boots for a while. Your biggest bang theory fan, Ano.

Fixed your post.

 

[ReservoirDog]