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[Madman]

I read everything you write Bob, have no fear. Now if I can ask you a serious question.....how does one dispose of a lawn ornament that is no longer needed?

 

[papasmerf]

I read everything you write Bob, have no fear. Now if I can ask you a serious question.....how does one dispose of a lawn ornament that is no longer needed?

You keep you grimy hands off that Owl

 

[Madman]

You keep you grimy hands off that Owl

HUSH, I asked Bob, NOT YOU and it's not an owl. It is blue, has a beard and sucks on a straw pipe ALL FUCKING DAY!

 

[papasmerf]

HUSH, I asked Bob, NOT YOU and it's not an owl. It is blue, has a beard and sucks on a straw pipe ALL FUCKING DAY!

Don't give me that crap.........The cleaning crew has found that Owl in the crate you rent from Smerf, LLC., 4 times in the past 2 weeks.

 

[Madman]

Don't give me that crap.........The cleaning crew has found that Owl in the crate you rent from Smerf, LLC., 4 times in the past 2 weeks.

SHHHHHH, the sheep will hear ya and you know how jealous Betsy gets, OMG what she would do to the owl if she heard this sort of gossip!

Bob, now I hope you see my dilemma and why the lawn ornament must be discreetly disposed of.......

 

[papasmerf]

SHHHHHH, the sheep will hear ya and you know how jealous Betsy gets, OMG what she would do to the owl if she heard this sort of gossip!

Bob, now I hope you see my dilemma and why the lawn ornament must be discreetly disposed of.......

I do not care why you want to get rid of it..................The Owl stays.

 

[Madman]

Bob, just to bring you up to speed. I've hired other's in the past and both failed.

I hired little Spanky

FAILED

and Peace's baby brother HellRaiser

FAILED

YOU BOBTHEOWL are my last hope.

 

[papasmerf]

Bob, just to bring you up to speed. I've hired other's in the past and both failed.

I hired little Spanky

FAILED

and Peace's baby brother HellRaiser

FAILED

YOU BOBTHEOWL are my last hope.

Do you know what is under these stacks??

Prunes..................That was Warehouse 1, there are 3 more ready to go up in flames.

Just thought you might want to know

 

[Madman]

Do you know what is under these stacks??

Prunes..................That was Warehouse 1, there are 3 more ready to go up in flames.

Just thought you might want to know

Why you dirty, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!




BOB hurry, HELPPPPP!!!!

 

[papasmerf]

Warehouse 2

 

[papasmerf]

Warehouse 3 has over 1 million cubic yards of prunes.

Your call

 

[Madman]

Ummm, Bob...yeah ummmm.....leave the lawn ornament for now. We'll talk later.....DAMMIT!

 

[papasmerf]

Ummm, Bob...yeah ummmm.....leave the lawn ornament for now. We'll talk later.....DAMMIT!

Now get back to work

Those taters are not going to peel themselves

 

[oldguyzer]

I read every word. I smiled, I giggled, I laughed. It was good for me. :good:

:na:

I read everything you write Bob, have no fear. Now if I can ask you a serious question.....how does one dispose of a lawn ornament that is no longer needed?

Like I said...not a SINGLE person read it.:shout:

 

[oldguyzer]

Warehouse 3 has over 1 million cubic yards of prunes.

Your call

Holy crap! That's gonna clean out the entire membership of HUBGFE!

 

[papasmerf]

Holy crap! That's gonna clean out the entire membership of HUBGFE!

Fortunately, for now the fire suppression system in Warehouse 3 is fully functional.

 

[User-E]

I think I've figured out the problem bob. You are obviously a man with many functioning brain cells. Far too many functioning brain cells. I'd suggest that you try 'dialing it down' intellectually if you want to communicate effectively with the inhabitants of HUBGFE.

I read War and Peace, so I can handle your lengthy posts, but some of our members can only absorb one short sentence at a time.

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[papasmerf]

I think I've figured out the problem bob. You are obviously a man with many functioning brain cells. Far too many functioning brain cells. I'd suggest that you try 'dialing it down' intellectually if you want to communicate effectively with the inhabitants of HUBGFE.

I read War and Peace, so I can handle your lengthy posts, but some of our members can only absorb one short sentence at a time.

:writing:




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Yes they are calling for snow in Buffalo for Halloween

 

[bobistheowl]

I think I've figured out the problem bob. You are obviously a man with many functioning brain cells. Far too many functioning brain cells. I'd suggest that you try 'dialing it down' intellectually if you want to communicate effectively with the inhabitants of HUBGFE.

I read War and Peace, so I can handle your lengthy posts, but some of our members can only absorb one short sentence at a time.

:writing:

I need to be baked, to 'dial it down' this much... What are they putting in that pork, anyway? It ain't workin' for them; I can tell, from over here.

Somebody has to be funny around here. I see a lot of other guys just posting outtakes from Bennett HUBGFE's Book of Laughs, and adding an emoticon at the end, so people will know it was supposed to have been funny, in case they ask for that five seconds of their life back. The punsters are the worst. One of them makes a pun thread, and it's like the Pied Piper is leadin' 'em all along, like when little kids have to hold on to a rope on a field trip. I like to laugh, so half the time I just read my own posts.

You can understand what I write much better, if you read it aloud, in a different voice. That's why Madman get's it, and he don't get much, pardon my French.





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[bobistheowl]

Oh, and that wasn't me using an emoticon in #339. I just inserted my post between your pair of emoticons, and them chuckleheads are already laughing.