Words of wisdom.

[Beef Jerky]

Don't piss into the wind.

 

[BlueBalls]

Never tell anyone you are banging the teacher.

 

[McGuinty]

Bring toilet paper when you go camping.

 

[Pullmyfinger]

Never pull anyone's finger.

 

[Coke]

Remember there are cameras everywhere.

 

[Leo]

Never ever worth sleeping with a married woman.

 

[Al Bumin]

Old ways won't open new doors.

 

[papasmerf]

A lie is harder to recall than the truth.

 

[Plucker]

Great things never come from comfort zones.

 

[Bubba]

If your dick is not hard enough to please your woman then you are screwed.

She will go to the higher bidder.

 

[Stoner]

Rabbits eat only vegetables, run all day, live to the age of 5.

A tortoise doesn't run and just sits around all day. Lives to be 450 years old.


Therefore eat all you want and just do nothing all day :biggrin2:

 

[Code Red]

Believe only those that pay you :biggrin2:

 

[Getit]

 

[HOF]

Never tell anyone you are banging the teacher.

:good:

 

[papasmerf]

always figure someone can hear you

 

[papasmerf]

never drink until she looks good

 

[papasmerf]

if you find yourself in prison never ask anyone what they are in for

 

[HOF]

never drink until she looks good

Now you tell you me!

 

[papasmerf]

things can be replaced, people can not.

 

[papasmerf]

never brag about a dump you took