Would you hire him?.

[Candyman]

Maybe date your daughter?

 

[Beef Jerky]

Dumb question, dumb poster.

 

[SQUISH]

To guard my farm house only.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Ah young and dumb..

 

[Jasper]

The font choice is okay but the kerning is a bit too tight.

 

[bobistheowl]

@CandyMan: The Likes icon seems to be malfunctioning, so I owe you one. You'll get it soon. I get more laughs from you than from everyone else here but me, combined. Props.

 

[bobistheowl]

Full size:

The kettle calls the black pot.

This is the first guy's stupider twin brother.



He thinks it looks right, because he can read it when he looks in the mirror. If he sees a picture of his brother getting a blow job, he thinks that was himself, but he was too drunk to remember.

Here's a guy that's not ashamed to be white, but should be.

 

[oldguyzer]

Would have been even funnier if he had misspelled it!

 

[Jessica Rain]

Full size:

The kettle calls the black pot.

This is the first guy's stupider twin brother.



He thinks it looks right, because he can read it when he looks in the mirror. If he sees a picture of his brother getting a blow job, he thinks that was himself, but he was too drunk to remember.

Here's a guy that's not ashamed to be white, but should be.

Did you just use the word "stupider"? LOL

 

[peace]

Maybe date your daughter?

:no: I don't have a daughter but he better stays away from my niece!

 

[bobistheowl]

Did you just use the word "stupider"? LOL

Jessica Rain, I defend the use of "Stupider", in that context.

That post was meant to be read as if it was spoken aloud, and that's why there's no formatting. In colloquial speech, it's clearly understood. Think of the post as if I was saying that, with him standing in front of me, but I was speaking to other people, like the guy who introduces the acts at a carnival freak show.

I use the formatting when I'm being informative, condescending, or when pontificating. I usually do that with other avatars, and at night. It's different, if I'm here at the same time as other people, as opposed to spending a lot of time on a single reply.

To me, this is similar to Jerry Seinfeld speaking to the naked guy on the subway. I didn't mean you, in the previous sentence; I was still talking about the skinhead.

btw, I just flipped the picture horizontally; it's not really a different dude. It was necessary to point that out, for the benefit of some of the guys reading, J R.

 

[bobistheowl]

:no: I don't have a daughter but he better stays away from my niece!

Now we're talking about the first guy again, the one who's not as stupid, and gets blow jobs from time to time. Sounds good.

 

[oldguyzer]

Jessica Rain, I defend the use of "Stupider", in that context.

You prove you get stupider every time you post, BITI.

btw, I just flipped the picture horizontally; it's not really a different dude. It was necessary to point that out, for the benefit of some of the guys reading, J R.

No shit, Sherlock.

 

[Jessica Rain]

Jessica Rain, I defend the use of "Stupider", in that context.

That post was meant to be read as if it was spoken aloud, and that's why there's no formatting. In colloquial speech, it's clearly understood. Think of the post as if I was saying that, with him standing in front of me, but I was speaking to other people, like the guy who introduces the acts at a carnival freak show.

I use the formatting when I'm being informative, condescending, or when pontificating. I usually do that with other avatars, and at night. It's different, if I'm here at the same time as other people, as opposed to spending a lot of time on a single reply.

To me, this is similar to Jerry Seinfeld speaking to the naked guy on the subway. I didn't mean you, in the previous sentence; I was still talking about the skinhead.

btw, I just flipped the picture horizontally; it's not really a different dude. It was necessary to point that out, for the benefit of some of the guys reading, J R.

My understanding of the use of that specific word is that the person using it is showing they are indeed dumber then the stupid person they are trying to insult. However you feel it is justified, by all means - post away.

 

[oldguyzer]

My understanding of the use of that specific word is that the person using it is showing they are indeed dumber then the stupid person they are trying to insult. However you feel it is justified, by all means - post away.

If BITI read National Geographic, he'd know "more stupid" is the correct form. :biggrin2:

It was nice of him to post a selfie though :wink2:

 

[Mariner]

Maybe date your daughter?

Sure I would hire him , I am told BITO is a hard working guy. When he is not logged on for personal business.

 

[bobistheowl]

My understanding of the use of that specific word is that the person using it is showing they are indeed dumber then the stupid person they are trying to insult. However you feel it is justified, by all means - post away.

That's a boundary, four runs, and the legitimate BBW is off her duck.

Those are Cricket terms, Jessica Rain. A boundary is a ball that reaches the perimeter of the playing field, but did not touch, or go over, the boundary while still in the air. It scores four runs, and you wouldn't have to run between the wickets to score them. That would disappoint the spectators, very much.

"Off her duck" means that your score is no longer zero. A duck in Cricket refers to the score of a batsman who has been dismissed prior to scoring, like a guy you decline for a booking request, because he's been blacklisted.

It relates to the similarity to the shapes of a duck's egg and the numeral zero. For this same reason, a score of zero in a tennis game is called "Love", from the French l'oeuf, meaning egg. So, being off your duck is good, but if people don't know that, they think they're being insulted.

 

[Jessica Rain]

That's a boundary, four runs, and the legitimate BBW is off her duck.

Those are Cricket terms, Jessica Rain. A boundary is a ball that reaches the perimeter of the playing field, but did not touch, or go over, the boundary while still in the air. It scores four runs, and you wouldn't have to run between the wickets to score them. That would disappoint the spectators, very much.

"Off her duck" means that your score is no longer zero. A duck in Cricket refers to the score of a batsman who has been dismissed prior to scoring, like a guy you decline for a booking request, because he's been blacklisted.

It relates to the similarity to the shapes of a duck's egg and the numeral zero. For this same reason, a score of zero in a tennis game is called "Love", from the French l'oeuf, meaning egg. So, being off your duck is good, but if people don't know that, they think they're being insulted.

Umm... ok.

Thanks

 

[bobistheowl]

Umm... ok.

Thanks

Speechless. I get that a lot.

 

[oldguyzer]

Speechless. I get that a lot.

And yet you continue....