Would You Provide Semen To Your Neighbor If She Asked?

[Midas Touch]

https://nypost.com/2016/11/08/moms-mystery-health-elixir-is-definitely-not-wheatgrass/

This guy jerks off to provide semen for his neighbor 3 times a week, so she can drink it for her beauty regime.
"“But once I’d convinced him it was for my beauty regime he agreed – after all, he has a regular supply at hand!”

I am all for being neighborly, and helping others, however, to my way of thinking, why should he do all the work...jerking off, then bringing it to her house 3 times a week?
I would think that he should be able to ask her to lend a helping hand, or mouth...especially since she is going to be drinking it anyway.

Would welcome the thoughts of the ladies, and gents.

 

[Ted66]

Only if she blows me.

 

[DannyDeVito]

Depends how hot she is.

 

[Al Bumin]

Vegan single mum drinks sperm smoothies every morning to give her energy



https://metro.co.uk/2016/11/14/vega...ing-to-give-her-energy-6257252/#ixzz4QCqnKUjD

 

[Guido]

Depends how hot she is.

Bingo, sometimes it's better to use your left hand than let her touch it.

 

[Wanker]

It's only a 20 minute video.

 

[peace]

Depends how hot she is.

If she is hot,I would definitely ask her to help me out. No help, no sperm.
Now if she wasnt hot,I would refer her to you, Danny. :good:

 

[ERecTile]

It's fresher from the source and the health benefits only work if you drink it right away and help with the extraction.

 

[Virus]

Lol, good post.

 

[peace]

The only safe way for the guy might be to have her swallow it down from the source......and make sure she doesn't miss out on a single drop!

:biggrin2:

Sounds like a coffee commercial...:biggrin2:

 

[Madman]

Sounds like a coffee commercial...:biggrin2:

You're such a Coffee Tease!

I'd happily give any lady a sperm donation. It would be a wonderful world with more Madmen running around!

 

[Guido]

Hmmmmmm

 

[oldguyzer]

Sperm is a glycoprotein...no real nutritional value. Good for washing hair, though.

 

[LickingGravity]

Sperm is a glycoprotein...no real nutritional value. Good for washing hair, though.

Not according to your pictute it isn't:biggrin2: