WTF is up withe my dreams

[Cardinal Fang]

Thought I would post this in a effort to get a better understanding of what is actually going on in my head as well as giving some of you the opportunity to mock me.

I've been stressed out at work for about the last month. Everything from clients not paying to female interns not laughing at my jokes. Suffices to say it can eventually become a weight on your shoulders. During this time I've noticed a disturbing pattern that emerges when I go to sleep that I can't seem to break or at the very least alter. I'm dreaming and for the first time in a long time it's consistent. Normally that wouldn't be a problem except for the fact that none of my dreams make any sense and to be quite frank I wake up exhausted from the entire experience.

Some of my dreams have a sexual component - I like those ones. All of my dreams eventually get directed to work related things. Take my dream last night for example. I called Amy for a "date" and we agreed upon the set time. I sent her a meeting request complete with an agenda. I remember meeting and while she was on the bed enjoying the pleasure of her "hair brush," I'm at a desk doing my work looking up periodically. This goes on for a bit until my time is up. I gather my things then leave.

I have many other dreams and they all seem to follow the same type of script. Suffices to say I'm not happy. I'm actually quite pissed. The same type of pissed I was when Goober and I were at an old T**B party and he introduced me as him and I got a punch in the shoulder for my troubles from an escort. I need to break out of this cycle. I can't have my erotic dreams interrupted by work.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Fark!

Almost forgot. Amy was great. She was wearing a black silky robe and high heals that elevated her to about 4'-11" She played with herself in many postions including one maneuver on the counter directly in front of the mirror. Amy was not a clock watcher and was very attentive to my dream needs. All and all I had a great time and I would recommend her to anyone else wanting to book her for a dream. Her dream rates are competitive and her only restriction seems to be midgets.

 

[Madman]

Cardinal I could mock you right now but I won't. I would really enjoy nothing more than mocking you but instead I'm going to help you.

You need to take some time off and just relax, rejuvenate your mind and body. In your absence I will gladly take your place. You can be soaking in the sun with one of these by your side

knowing you've left the interns in good hands and I promise to not pass out any union cards in your absence.

Now breathe in and breathe out and give me the address and the directions to your office and Joe Boxer collection.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Madman thanks for your genuine feigned concern. It warms my balls to know that you have my back and are perfectly willing to put a knife in it given the opportunity. A couple of things though:

1. That woman is not my type. Nice though the image I prefer something a little more along the lines of "I'd kick her out of bed to fark her on the floor look."
2. I told you I no longer wear Joe Boxers. After a particularly odd dream with Sophia - I'm wearing Calvin Kleins.
3. I've just come back from a very relaxing vacation so taking more time off is out of the question and paragraph for that matter.

 

[lovelyleah]

Fark!

Almost forgot. Amy was great. She was wearing a black silky robe and high heals that elevated her to about 4'-11" She played with herself in many postions including one maneuver on the counter directly in front of the mirror. Amy was not a clock watcher and was very attentive to my dream needs. All and all I had a great time and I would recommend her to anyone else wanting to book her for a dream. Her dream rates are competitive and her only restriction seems to be midgets.

what a weird dream, i some times have commercials in my dreams or often i dream of having a baby a my dead mother is around... bazzar no?

 

[Madman]

Well then, since I can't help you I AM LEFT with no choice but to mock you


The simple truth is the hair brush represent hairy ass and balls syndrome. You subconsciously realize the Calvin Kleins cannot contain the growth, It's time to bring back the Fruit of the Looms because you're not Calvin Klein worthy!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

what a weird dream, i some times have commercials in my dreams or often i dream of having a baby a my dead mother is around... bazzar no?

OH WOW! If I fall asleep with the television on sometimes the program that is on is in the background of my dreams. Maybe I need to make sure I fall asleep with Porn.

 

[papasmerf]

Look on the bright side Fang

Atleast you finally stopped dreaming of the Blue Oyster bar, Robin, Peace and salad dressing.

Those dreams had us worried.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Well then, since I can't help you I AM LEFT with no choice but to mock you.

Wonderful! Have at it then.

The simple truth is the hair brush represent hairy ass and balls syndrome. You subconsciously realize the Calvin Kleins cannot contain the growth, It's time to bring back the Fruit of the Looms because you're not Calvin Klein worthy!

Weak.......:biggrin2:

Look on the bright side Fang

I'd like to but it's overcast today in Toronto.

Atleast you finally stopped dreaming of the Blue Oyster bar, Robin, Peace and salad dressing.

Ya...I found the food there quite pretentious.

Those dreams had us worried.

Those dreams had me suicidal.

 

[Madman]

Cardinal, would you like a portrait of me holding an apple pie by your bed to calm you down? I can have Tranny arrange it for you.

Cardinal as a young man

 

[Art Mann]

Cardinal I could mock you right now but I won't. I would really enjoy nothing more than mocking you but instead I'm going to help you.

You need to take some time off and just relax, rejuvenate your mind and body. In your absence I will gladly take your place. You can be soaking in the sun . . . knowing you've left the interns in good hands and I promise to not pass out any union cards in your absence. . .

Word of warning, Cardinal.

Don't trust that Madman any further than you can throw him.

You know damn well he just wants to get into your workplace and start organizing all those nuns.

 

[Reverse]

Cardinal, you need something to snuggle with at night.:girlkiss:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Cardinal, you need something to snuggle with at night.:girlkiss:

My pillow?

 

[Guido]

My pillow?

As long as it's not my pillow!

 

[papasmerf]

As long as it's not my pillow!

ummmm

Guido

I am not sure if I should tell you this but

well um

last week in group


well Fang referred to you as his man pillow

I thought you should know

what with his wanting to cuddle his pillow

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Gosh, Fang, I'm explicitly flattered.

Do you drink/eat anything/body before you go to bed that may be influencing your dream patterns?

 

[Prick]

Time to find another job or go see Amy in the flesh.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Gosh, Fang, I'm explicitly flattered.

To be honest that dream is the only one I could post with some semblence of my dignity still in tact. I have some others that would make your toes curl.

Do you drink/eat anything/body before you go to bed that may be influencing your dream patterns?

A whole bag of chips but what the hell does that have to do with it? :SayWhat?:

Seriously though. I've always eaten just before going to bed. In the past it's never affected me. As I get older I'm thinking something has changed.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Time to find another job or go see Amy in the flesh.

I actually like my career and when I do see Amy her flesh is not far behind.

 

[SillyGirl]

Seriously though. I've always eaten just before going to bed. In the past it's never affected me. As I get older I'm thinking something has changed.

As we get older everything changes. Not for the better.

Sorry you're not sleeping well, Fang. I have no advice, I'm having the same problem lately.