You are going on a long 8 hour flight. She is sitting next to you.

[Roger]

What you do?.

 

[papasmerf]

remind her the phone needs to be off

 

[Willy]

Put a sock in between my pants and say hello standing up.

 

[Kaboom2]

Can I buy you a bottle of Dom Perignon?.

 

[Baz]

I would ask her if she would please mind covering up due to the fact she is dressed inappropriately in the plane.

 

[BEER]

You can use my shoulder as your pillow tonight.

 

[Tourist]

I ask her not to be alarmed and calmly inform her of my condition. The one that causes me to have violent seizures if I do not have an orgasm every 2 hours.

 

[DannyDeVito]

I just broke up with my girlfriend. She gave me back the $50,000 engagement ring.

 

[Wise Guy]

Are them real?.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Are them real?.

Yeah real expensive.

 

[Blank_Dave]

I would ask her if she would please mind covering up due to the fact she is dressed inappropriately in the plane.

Never mind Baz, he'll soon implode under pressure of his own anality.

 

[jack bauer]

You can use my shoulder as your pillow tonight.

.. if I can use your pillows in exchange

 

[Casa_Nova]

Make excuses to keep leaning over to "look out" of the "window"

 

[Shiek]

Introduce myself and offer her a drink and something to help pass the time.

 

[Madman]

Wait until the drink sheik buys her arrives then make my move.

It's cheaper this way:wink2:

 

[Art Mann]

I might do something she'd consider rude and offensive: Ignore her and have a snooze.

Or maybe I'd do something she'd really appreciate:

Snap a photo with my iPhone and put it on the internet.

 

[anon1]

I'd ask the pilot to change seats with me.

YE....HA!!!!!!

 

[BuzzSaw]

I'd tell her the plane is about to crash and my last wish is to have sex with the most gorgeous girl on the plane.

 

[ConquerorRyan]

I would say to her that I have never tried the Mile High Club, and that I have 8 hours to live lol

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I'd tell her that acid washed shorts are so 90's