You dont need to be married to be happy

[Pecorino]

 

[Prick]

No shit. You are the new Einstein here Hmmmmmm

 

[Faphard]

You need money to be happy.

 

[Thomas Crown]

I know this is probably staged but I have two words for that guy Run Forest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DILLIGAF]

Why would he stay and listen to that!!!!
He must be pussy whipped!!!
WOW is all I can say

DILLIGAF

 

[Fuggedabouditt]

A friend of mine met someone on Tinder. 4 months later, they've sold both their houses and bought a palatial mansion together; they lived about 30 minutes away from each other. They now have a melded family (like most) his two and her one.

When he told us what their plans were, I nearly choked on my water. All I said was "Pre-nup or Co-Habitation agreement". They're both drunks. She's hot and is one of the boys; that's spells danger to me. He's going through a custody thing with his ex. She is as well. Like a lot of us. I'm going to reassess them in another 3 months.

Ever since, he's been absent from our group's shenanigans and I challenge him on that. Pussy whipped fo sho. Whatever....he hears about my exploits and shakes his head. I tell him to shake his head in a year...betcha he won't.

 

[Willy]

I know this is probably staged but I have two words for that guy Run Forest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SillyGirl]

If it's real, I hope he runs. If it's scripted, it's brilliant.

 

[cristycurves]

I think the happiest of people are the ones with a strong sense of self, who do what they love and these people can be married, coupled or single.

 

[Flash Bazbo]

I think a lot of guys get married only because they never learned to cook, clean, or sew, and they're willing to give up their balls, in exchange for a woman who will cook, clean, and sew for them, who also wants to have a man's balls. It doesn't matter who's balls they are, as long as they have his pair, and he doesn't. This arrangement is called 'happily married'.

 

[George Costanza]

I think a lot of guys get married only because they never learned to cook, clean, or sew, and they're willing to give up their balls, in exchange for a woman who will cook, clean, and sew for them, who also wants to have a man's balls. It doesn't matter who's balls they are, as long as they have his pair, and he doesn't. This arrangement is called 'happily married'.

:LMAO::LMAO:

 

[SillyGirl]