You know the Family Guy commercial....

[Jesus Quintana]

where Brian the dog is asleep, farts and wakes up wondering what just happened and who was there?
My dog just did that. Let rip a fart, woke up and ran to the door and started barking.

If he only knew it was just a barking spider.

 

[Bubba]

I have a dog that runs away from his own farts when he's awake....what a wuss!

Sounds like something Ang or CG would do :slap:.