You know you are getting old when....

[Goodfella]

[h=2]J.Lo’s ICONIC green Grammys dress moment happened 15 years ago.[/h]


[h=2] If Back to the Future took place today, Marty McFly would be traveling back to 1985…[/h]



[h=2]While Buffy the Vampire Slayer first premiered 18 years ago.[/h]


[h=2]Most high school seniors who graduated this year were born the same year (1997) that both the Spice Girls and Hanson dropped their debut singles (“Wannabe” and “MMMBop,” respectively) in the U.S.[/h]




[h=2] While most kids who will enter high school this year were born in 2001.[/h]

[h=2]Which means they were born the same year that “Lady Marmalade” was a hit…[/h]


[h=2]and after NSYNC’s “Bye Bye Bye” ruled the airwaves.[/h]

 

[Goodfella]

[h=2]TLC told us not to go chasing waterfalls, 20 years ago…[/h]

[h=2]which is also when Seal was kissed by a rose on the gray.[/h]

 

[papasmerf]

Seems I do not have a fuck to give

 

[peace]

you swore :no:

 

[oldguyzer]

you swore :no:

No fucking way! :Crying2:

 

[Louis XIV]

Potty mouth bastards. You're both written out of my will now.

 

[oldguyzer]

Potty mouth bastards. You're both written out of my will now.

My mommy told me never to fucking swear. I never fucking do.

 

[Louis XIV]

My mommy told me never to fucking swear. I never fucking do.

Cute. Let's just see how cute you feel when the lawyer tells you I left my leprechaun skeleton to my crazy Aunt Winifred instead of you! The blue midget will be crying in his bowl of bacon when Fat Tom takes home my limited edition Lord of the Rings toilet seat covers.

 

[Pietro]

Experience counts.

 

[Swagger]

You are in bed before 10.

 

[Leo]

Don't feel it yet.

 

[Transient]

Hey, look, it's supper time already!

 

[User-E]

I saw a documentary about the reality of life in long term care homes. Some of the old people would exit the dining room after lunch, then park their wheelchair in line outside the door and sit there waiting until dinner time because there was nothing else to do. It was very depressing to watch.

My parents are in long term care and my dad tells me he's seen the same thing.

 

[Wanker]

You rather watch the NBA finals to porn.

 

[DannyDeVito]

You are not looking at her breasts.

 

[oldguyzer]

You are in bed before 10.

...in the morning

 

[BlueBalls]

You learned to say Yes Dear all the time.

 

[BEER]

When after 6 beers you begin to get a buzz.