You know you hobby too much when...

[GDLLover]

When....Your sitting there watching the Stanley Cup Finals and you keep getting distracted by all the ladies in the audience. You keep thinking to yourself which SP each one looks like. You also start renewing your TDL with those ladies since you remember just how good it was. My gosh, even during hockey I can't stop thinking about those hot SPs I have frequented. :mrgreen:

 

[smylee52]

You know you hobby too much

When putting on a condom with lube on your fingers is no longer a challenge .

 

[Grefin]

You know you hobby too much when you realised you are speding your money on blue pill more than anything else.

 

[Romance]

You know you hobby too much

When putting on a condom with lube on your fingers is no longer a challenge .

ok, I think I still have way to go...struggling with this all the time...

 

[lagavulin]

Your ATF quits her job at an agency so that she can have an exclusive Sugar Daddy thing with you.

Two months later you are booking other girls at a different agency and it feels like you're cheating.

 

[lagavulin]

Your ATF's mother is buying you birthday and Christmas gifts.

 

[Rahino]

Your ATF's mother is buying you birthday and Christmas gifts.

Thats a sing of "you are totally screwed!!"

 

[Lou Siffer]

....When I buy plain envelopes in bulk.

I do that. Is that a bad thing?

Walking down the street and looking at all the hot ladies and wondering if they can be booked and what's on their menu? Yes, guilty as charged, I do that all the time.

I do that, too... Even worse, in civilian conversations, I can't tell you how many times I've almost slipped and been on the verge of asking exactly that question.

... after the date you feel the need to write a review.

I've felt that need too, but it just pisses the guys off when you don't give out the contact info.

You know you hobby too much when, every girl you look at, you know of one who looks just like her that you've already had sex with.

 

[Bear669]

When you see an ATF after a hiatus...

When you see an ATF after a hiatus...

... and you want an up-date on all her kids, pets & neighbours!

 

[Original Handle]

Very funny thread