You suck, I hate you.

[Cardinal Fang]

I just got pulled over for speeding and I thought..I hate you, you suck.

But then I only got a warning. Yay me!

Seriously?

What The Fark?

:biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I've gotten my fair share lol

I have yet to get ANY let alone a "fair share."

 

[Transient]

I have yet to get ANY let alone a "fair share."

You don't look like this looking for your license.

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Lol! Try running your hands through your hair while pouting your lips and saying in a soft voice "I'm so sorry I was speeding, officer..." Works every time. I don't know what your guys' problem is!

 

[Transient]

I have tried...it didn't work!

you suck...(I can't say the rest) :biggrin2:

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Lol! Try running your hands through your hair while pouting your lips and saying in a soft voice "I'm so sorry I was speeding, officer..." Works every time. I don't know what your guys' problem is!

I tried it with a male officer and was almost charged with DUI, then I tried with a lady cop and got a baton to the head!:grrrrrr:

Now I just hold out my drivers license and keep my mouth shut.

 

[Bridgette_xo]

I tried it with a male officer and was almost charged with DUI, then I tried with a lady cop and got a baton to the head!:grrrrrr:

Now I just hold out my drivers license and keep my mouth shut.

That's too bad! Unless you liked it when lady cop was rough

 

[Transient]

Will have to practice that. Um, do you own a police uniform Bridgette?

 

[papasmerf]

That's too bad! Unless you liked it when lady cop was rough

a friend of mine was in on one of those stops and informs me Robin asked the make officer if anyone ever told him he looks like Bruce Wayne

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Will have to practice that. Um, do you own a police uniform Bridgette?

I was one for Halloween one year!

 

[Transient]

Still have the handcuffs? :blush2:

 

[Robintheboywonder]

That's too bad! Unless you liked it when lady cop was rough

Yeah, actually I was hoping she'd slap the handcuffs on and sit on my face instead of a baton to the head.

Papa, you do look like Alfred.:biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Still have the handcuffs? :blush2:

Yes she does.....





























Clearly I've said too much......

 

[samaritan]

There is a near-boiling water dispenser at work that I use for my tea. Without fail , just before my mug is full, it sputters, splashes a little and I get near boiling water on my hand.It sucks, I hate it.

 

[papasmerf]

There is a near-boiling water dispenser at work that I use for my tea. Without fail , just before my mug is full, it sputters, splashes a little and I get near boiling water on my hand.It sucks, I hate it.

one would think you would not hold your hand so close each time

 

[Transient]

Yes she does.....

Clearly I've said too much......

you still suck and I hate you even more

 

[Bridgette_xo]

Yes she does.....



Clearly I've said too much......

:slap:

 

[samaritan]

.

one would think you would not hold your hand so close each time

Unfortunately, there is no way around it. I do not have a robotic arm with which to hold the mug.

 

[papasmerf]

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Unfortunately, there is no way around it. I do not have a robotic arm with which to hold the mug.

Hmmmmmm would be easy enough

 

[Transient]

:slap:

<- Bridgette?