Your Most Forbidden Fuck.......Lets Not Judge Here.

[Cardinal Fang]

I was shocked she tried to pass herself off as 4'-10" tall when she's closer to 4'-9.5"

But yeah that's a list to be intimidated by. I was going to post something about a 18 yr old girl when I was 30 but shit that's Vanilla to Amy's Rockie Road.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

See those are all hot as sin... I thought I was the only sinner along these lines.

Amy I lust you!

lmao there's plenty of reasons why we get along so well

You know when I first saw you, I would never in a million years would think you would do all these people. No wonder you shocked and surprised me. You are not so innocent anymore. lol

aww nobody ever suspects the innocent looking ones. And technically, I haven't "done" them all...just done naughty things to them.

I was shocked she tried to pass herself off as 4'-10" tall when she's closer to 4'-9.5"

But yeah that's a list to be intimidated by. I was going to post something about a 18 yr old girl when I was 30 but shit that's Vanilla to Amy's Rockie Road.

That doesn't sound vanilla! Please share more!

 

[Art Mann]

. . . Amy I lust you! . . .

Hey!

Stand in line, girl.

 

[oldguyzer]

Well, I was gonna mention my business colleague's 18-year old daughter when I was in my early fifties, but Amy still has me beat. I gotta try harder!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Well, I was gonna mention my business colleague's 18-year old daughter when I was in my early fifties, but Amy still has me beat. I gotta try harder!

I was thinking the same thing myself however if you really think about it you and I would most likely get arrested.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

That doesn't sound vanilla! Please share more!

I was 30 at the time and was at a bar at my alma mater after a homecoming football game. Bumped into a women I had dated in university. We got to talking and she introduced me to her husband and two children. AND NO IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER KIDS OR HUSBAND!

She had a sister that was 10 years younger at the time we were dating. She had braces and was pretty awkward if I remember correctly. She happened to be there to and I was introduced to her and looked anything but awkward. She was hot and I caught myself leering at her as the night progressed. I think she may have caught me too because at one point in the night she comes over and says...."I get the feeling you want to say something to me so it would be easier if I was close by." We talked and laughed about me dating her sister. It was a pretty comfortable conversation. One comment leads to another and before you know it flirting turns into innuendo. And then innuendo turns into dares and then......

We ended up sneaking out of the bar and fooled around some. Lots of kissing and grouping. Several times we had to stop because people kept walking by the dumpster we were close to. In the end if we would have had more privacy I'm sure I could have taken it further but this wasn't to be. Never saw her again.....

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Suuuuuuuperbly hawt!

My new favourite thread :heart:

 

[TROOPS]

Hey Troopsie... Does my ass look fat in this post?

If you can twerk while i lick nutella off your booty, i can overlook your fat ass.

 

[Mm69]

hmm then I've fooled around with a teacher, teacher's assistant, uncle, cousins, minister, priest, Mormon missionary, mover, landlord, pizza delivery boy, Fedex guy, doctor, dojo instructor, kid I babysat, dad I babysat for, mom I babysat for, bf's stepsister, playmate's son's gf.... Frock! which is the most taboo?

And they say there's a heaven for those who will wait
Some say it's better but I say it ain't
I'd rather laugh with the sinners
Than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun
You know that only the good die young

Amy is going to rock forever...

 

[Lily Divine]

lmao there's plenty of reasons why we get along so well

Indeed there is! :girlkiss:

Hey!

Stand in line, girl.

Sharing is caring... Or at least a lot more fun then lining up. :good:

If you can twerk while i lick nutella off your booty, i can overlook your fat ass.

Ridiculously I am going to have to admit I can twerk, and while I have never actively attempted this it could be arranged. :kissing:

 

[Robintheboywonder]

If you can twerk while i lick nutella off your booty, i can overlook your fat ass.

What about if it's not nutella??

 

[Lily Divine]

What about if it's not nutella??

Then you have far less socially acceptable fetishes then Troops.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Then you have far less socially acceptable fetishes then Troops.

No, that's why I would never chance nutella. I mean by the time you smell it you're already too damn close! Whip cream, jello, maybe strawberry jam but never nutella or peanut butter for that matter.

 

[Shiek]

Then you have far less socially acceptable fetishes then Troops.

She got ya there Robin LOL

 

[Lily Divine]

No, that's why I would never chance nutella. I mean by the time you smell it you're already too damn close! Whip cream, jello, maybe strawberry jam but never nutella or peanut butter for that matter.

And yet you'd chance peanut butter? Chunky or smooth? Any specific kind? I are you aiming for organic? A blended texture? I mean... That's just... Skippy!

Whip cream sounds better then it is. The scent stays in your nose for days. Trust me... A lesson learned well.

Strawberry jam could work but the blended consistency leaves a lot to be desired.

Jello melts with body heat. It is another failure. Sorry to disappoint.

Caramel sauce (if you get the correct one) can be very artfully placed...

She got ya there Robin LOL

Does Robin always line them up like this?

 

[HOF]

Does this count: I fucked my FEMALE volleyball coach when I was playing.

Beullah Ballbricker was your coach!​

 

[celticman]

Does Robin always line them up like this?

He is a born again straight man. Sadly, he has not read the memo yet, poor delusional tight clad urchin. BTW, I meant staight in the sense of humour not sexuality

 

[Shiek]

Does Robin always line them up like this?

Unfortunately yes and thats why he'll always be the sidekick

 

[HOF]

Where to start!

1. Second Cousin Your second cousins are the people in your family who have the same great-grandparents as you., but not the same grandparents. Jerry Springer:no:

2. My father's cousin's wife's sister who was 28 years older and recently separated!

3. My best friend's 2 sister-in-laws.

4. My best friend's wife's best friend (boy was that a mistake)

5. My former lawyer's legal assistant (boy was that a mistake)

6. A female professor and her female T.A. (I passed both classes)

7. 2 different female neighbours (don't shit where you eat!)

8. A female colleague (don't shit where you eat-but I was 21, so learning experience)

9. My parents (PSW) consider it a tip for good service! Got alot of extra care for my parents too. (Damn, I whored myself out for my family!)

Opinions on this scenario, a former student who is now 25 (2010) comes onto you in a bar and wants to shag you, Do you shag her silly or not?

Oh yeah, one time at band camp, I did a tgirl!

 

[oldguyzer]

Oh yeah, one time at band camp, I did tboy!

Fixed your post for you...you're welcome.