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Squirt Training

Madman said:
Ridgeman and GDlover, when you succeed in releasing the squirt do you let her squirt you anywhere on the body or do you hang back and enjoy the visual.

I had a lady squirt once while I was eating and fingering and took the shot right between the eyes then jumped back because I was caught off guard.

Tried them all, squirted in the face but not that much fun. Its best to lay to the side and watch the waterworks. Once even had one squirt while inside her, quite the flushing experience :)
 
Oh yeah another thing, I seen an advertisement by an SP offering discounts if a guy can make her squirt as she had never done this before. The thing was it was for 30 or 60 min apts. This isn't going to happen as a woman that hasn't done it before takes much longer to get prepared. There are some conditions that must be there otherwise it just won't happen.

well I am sorry but having someone poke around down there.up there.near there. for over a hour is not gonna be delightful for me that is why I offer the discount.. I have done it twice before . both times were with a woman and it was done in under a hour
 
Guido said:
If I knew she was a squirter I'd have my goggles on and take it face first!!:clapping:

I have taken face first without goggles a few times.. its awesome feeling when you can make a Lady Squirt..
 
Madman said:
Ridgeman and GDlover, when you succeed in releasing the squirt do you let her squirt you anywhere on the body or do you hang back and enjoy the visual.

Well, during my recent date with Angel, she squirted 4 times.

1. during 69, (She was on top), and I got a mouth/ face full, and my upper body was soaked as well. (Conclusion- Not pee.)
2. during cowgirl... she pulled out and squirted all over my lower body. (Conclusion- Not pee.)
3. was during DATY/ DIGITS, on the edge of a couch with her ass kinda hangin off the edge. I just leaned back and watched the show this time. (Conclusion- Not pee.)
4. During doggie. She pulled out and squirted all over "magnum" and my lower body. I watched from above. (Conclusion- Not pee.)
 
LadyRaven said:
well I am sorry but having someone poke around down there.up there.near there. for over a hour is not gonna be delightful for me that is why I offer the discount.. I have done it twice before . both times were with a woman and it was done in under a hour

I wasn't specifically referring to you which is why I didn't mention your name, however it is a concidence that you mention your offer.

Agree 30 to 60 mins of poking just isn't a good thing, that is why the horny prep I found to work is lots of oral and some intercourse before even thinking of any digits to the gspot. The whole process for a first timer would probably be over an hour though.
 
Ridgeman08 said:
4. During doggie. She pulled out and squirted all over "magnum" and my lower body. I watched from above. (Conclusion- Not pee.)

Please thank her for me!:wink:
 
Nope.

I recently had the good fortune of spending a few hours with the illustrious Angel Monroe, (full review posted on the red board), in which I was on the receiving end of 4 such squirting orgasms. It is NOT pee.

So anatomically can you you please explain to me where the volume of fluid that Cytheria expels comes from?

I keep on remembering this SP friend of mine who was drinking copious amounts of water one evening.

When I questioned as to why she was drinking so much she replied that she had a client coming over who paid for her to squirt.

Oooookay I said to her.
 
GDLLover said:
I wasn't specifically referring to you which is why I didn't mention your name, however it is a concidence that you mention your offer.

Agree 30 to 60 mins of poking just isn't a good thing, that is why the horny prep I found to work is lots of oral and some intercourse before even thinking of any digits to the gspot. The whole process for a first timer would probably be over an hour though.
I have not seen another sp offer that so its not odd for me to think it was me you were reffering to..

I love it when men think they know more about a woman then the woman herself
 
So anatomically can you you please explain to me where the volume of fluid that Cytheria expels comes from?

I keep on remembering this SP friend of mine who was drinking copious amounts of water one evening.

When I questioned as to why she was drinking so much she replied that she had a client coming over who paid for her to squirt.

Oooookay I said to her.

Well the liquid comes from somewhere. Aren't our bodies something like 70 percent water already? So the drinking of copious amounts of water makes sense.

Anyway, anatomically speaking, I can't answer your question. I'm no doctor, not a female and not a scientist. So that question would be for far smarter people than I.

I did find this though:



All I know, is I saw it, I tasted it, I smelled it and I felt it. And it didn`t smell, taste, look or feel anything like pee...
 
All I know, is I saw it, I tasted it, I smelled it and I felt it. And it didn`t smell, taste, look or feel anything like pee...

So what you are saying is that you have tasted pee?:biggrin: I'm sorry i couldn't resist.
 
It has occurred to me that squirting is a very desireable skill for SPs, but how would you go about learning how to do that. Well I had some intensive training and have since proved my skills now on a couple ladies that had never done or even heard of this before.

Are there any SPs that are interested in learning. This would be a free transaction so if interested let me know.

GDL

Well aren't you God's gift to women? So tell me what are you willing to pay if you don't succeed? I've found through my young life that talkers are just that..... talkers. Plueassssse, freebie my squeaky clean bum, is yours btw?:sure:
 
Well the liquid comes from somewhere. Aren't our bodies something like 70 percent water already? So the drinking of copious amounts of water makes sense.

Anyway, anatomically speaking, I can't answer your question. I'm no doctor, no a female and not a scientist. So that question would be for far smarter people than I.

I did find this though:



All I know, is I saw it, I tasted it, I smelled it and I felt it. And it didn`t smell, taste, look or feel anything like pee...

It's like I said before. Can the skene's glands emit fluid? Yes it seems they can.

Can they emit the levels of fluids that we are seeing in the porno world. Anatomically I highly doubt it.

But diluted urine on the other hand would explain the massive volumes that we are witnessing.

The other question of course is what is the validity of the ''orgasms'' that SP's are having with their clients.

Being the good businesswomen and actresses that they are, I would submit to you that a high percentage of them are faking their pleasure during a paid encounter.

So faking a squirt with diluted urine would not seem out of the question.

And of course the client would have a heightened sense of accomplishment at the end of the session to boot.

So therefore the ends would justify the means and everybody goes home happy.
 
So faking a squirt with diluted urine would not seem out of the question.

I'm just curious how can a girl dilute her urine before she squirts?


to the OP:
nice try, but I had a client book me for 5 hours and at the beginning he promised to make me squirt. I didn't even know what squirting is. He explained everything in detail and 5 minutes later I was doing something that I had no idea women are capable of. I had multiple orgasms non stop for 45 minutes and we had to throw one pillow out, it was dripping (even though he drunk a a lot of it). And I now know to drink a lot of water beforehand as squirting dehydrates the life out of me!
 
I'm just curious how can a girl dilute her urine before she squirts?


to the OP:
nice try, but I had a client book me for 5 hours and at the beginning he promised to make me squirt. I didn't even know what squirting is. He explained everything in detail and 5 minutes later I was doing something that I had no idea women are capable of. I had multiple orgasms non stop for 45 minutes and we had to throw one pillow out, it was dripping (even though he drunk a a lot of it). And I now know to drink a lot of water beforehand as squirting dehydrates the life out of me!

Wow, you just made me very thirsty!:shout:
 
I have not seen another sp offer that so its not odd for me to think it was me you were reffering to..

I love it when men think they know more about a woman then the woman herself

I believe you are tarnishing every man with the same brush. I am stating that I have done extensive research regarding the gspot and techniques for squirting. I followed up with 6 months of on the job training for a lady that was desperate to squirt all the time however she was learning herself so there was much trial and error to know what works and what doesn't. To prove my point of knowledge, did you know that grapeseed oil is an excellent lubricant and also much better prepares the gspot than ordinary lube.

Well aren't you God's gift to women? So tell me what are you willing to pay if you don't succeed? I've found through my young life that talkers are just that..... talkers. Plueassssse, freebie my squeaky clean bum, is yours btw?:sure:

I was giving an honest offer to help a lady that had never done it before and genuinely wants to learn. Going in with a negative attitude will not be successful as mental conditioning is even more important than physical readiness. If you do want to learn I suggest that you seek someone else if you are really interested.

If you are suggesting that i'm looking for a freebie as a leach then you can ask any of my favourites listed, what do you think of my character? Ask if I have ever asked for discounts, freebies or to take advantage of them in any way!
 
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