Yuck

[Slick]

Did that.
Tried Hypnosis.
Tried Zyban.
Tried Nicorette patches, gum, then patches WITH gum.
I even tried Raoul Mitgong but he wasn't much help either.

Just think. Do you want a long painful death or a short quick one.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I met a woman who worked for a drug company who informed me that she was working on a cure for lung cancer.
The problem was that supposedly it cured it for 3 months then it came back malignant as all get out.
I said "That's cool, It'll give me 3 months to kill everyone I need to then."

 

[Insertion]

It makes one wonder if they intentionally hold off on coming up with cure for cancer. Imagine the loss in funding, research etc.....

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Don't worry she's as full of shit as God is of mercy.
The drug companies would rather invest in curing baldness and erectile dysfucktion.