'Zip-related genital injuries' send 1,700 men to ER each year

[hobnew]

Only penis damage I've suffered was in my youth, when I was receiving oral from a gf with braces.
Still hurts when I recall the incident :don'twantto-see:/

I don't consider it penis damage when I hurt myself in the mornings, as I accidentally use my morning wood as a body kickstand :blush2:

 

[Falconero]

I've since shave my pubic hair after a couple of close calls.

 

[oldguyzer]

I've since shave my pubic hair after a couple of close calls.

Not sure how that helps you avoid getting your dick caught in the zip, but whatever works for you...:-Cool/"

 

[Art Mann]

Know what's worse than getting caught in the zipper?

Getting stung by a wasp while discreetly taking a piss out in the woods.

Happened to me when I was about 12. Swelled up something fierce.
(Still a virgin then, so couldn't even turn it to my advantage.)

 

[God]

(Still a virgin then, so couldn't even turn it to my advantage.)

That's hilarious :rofl!: