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4th time in 5 months I drained the battery by leaving the lights on.... GGGGRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Anneliese

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Ok, traded vehicles with the ex, I took the Honda CRV as he was planning on purchasing a new vehicle, so he took the old van to trade in. Fine.... unfortunately the old van had lights that went on and off automatically, unlike the CRV that requires one to actually turn the lights OFF after use.... This of course is proving to be a difficult lesson for me to learn..... destroyed the last battery after the third draining..... bought a new one, and holy MotherF$%king HELL! wouldn't you know it..... I forgot AGAIN!!!!! GodD$%n, MotherF&%Ker, SonofaB$%#h!!!! Excuse me..... needed to get that off my chest and vent a little..... sigh.... now back outside to check on the CAA dude..... $hit, $hit, $hit....
 
Next time hail or call for a taxi. They will boost your battery for $20.
 
She nailed your ass MB LMAO, nice one AnnaLiese and your potty mouth is actually turning me on!

I have a Honda Ridge-line I drive in the winter and yeah it's a pain in the ass having to turn the lights on and off. Last month I forgot to turn them on and a cop used it as an excuse to pull me over. Luckily she let me go even though I didn't have my drivers license on me.
 
I sometimes forget to turn the lights off in my bedroom before going to sleep.

Maybe I am still scared of the dark Hmmmmmm
 
Doesn't your vehicle have bells and whistles if you leave something on? If not, it's not too bright!
 
I sometimes forget to turn the lights off in my bedroom before going to sleep.

Maybe I am still scared of the dark Hmmmmmm

There is nothing wrong with the dark. It's what's in the dark that strikes fear in the hearts of men :)

Doesn't your vehicle have bells and whistles if you leave something on? If not, it's not too bright!

Illuminating.
 
Annaliese, a woman of your sophistication should NOT BE DRIVING a Honda CRV.

A Cadillac STS , maybe a Bimmer, maybe a Mercedes but not a HONDA!!

If you return my boots I will take you shopping for a new car!!
 
. . .If you return my boots I will take you shopping for a new car!!


Don't do it Miss Annaliese.

With Madman, this is how your shopping trip will end:

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Annaliese, a woman of your sophistication should NOT BE DRIVING a Honda CRV.

A Cadillac STS , maybe a Bimmer, maybe a Mercedes but not a HONDA!!

If you return my boots I will take you shopping for a new car!!

I must say, a mercedes would be nice, however at the moment it is a goal I am working towards. I am in a transition phase from married soccer mom to swinging single upscale escort. All in due time - of course responsible Mommy thinks purchasing a home should come before the Mercedes, so it may be a few years before I am cruising in my uber-mobile in my Versace shades :-Cool/" .. Until then it is slinging garbage, screaming children and barking dogs in the ultra-practical mommymobile.... Sexy, I know...
 
When I first read the original post, I was astonished to learn the CRV lacks an automatic setting for headlights. Thought that was standard on all cars built in the last 20 years.

It is possible to have a mechanic hard wire your lights to go off with your ignition, Miss Annaliese. I did this a dozen or so years ago with my old Jeep pickup truck. Cost a few bucks, but saved a lot of hassle thereafter.
 
And this is how you'll feel with Madman in your car:

That's because in this picture the lady insisted on sitting on my face while driving. I obliged provided she promised to not text while driving!
 
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