After women have a child, why don't woman want sex as much anymore?.

[Candyman]

Hearing a conversation from a few men and seems to be the issue.

Is it because their cunt is too wide?.

 

[God]

Pretend you don't want to have sex with her. Wait a few days.....there you go.

 

[Louis XIV]

Is it because their cunt is too wide?.

Ah Candyman....your delicate and graceful way with written prose and verbal expressions is always a thing of beauty to behold; you should be admired and revered as being no less a master of elocution than any of the known literary greats.

Did you study and hone your skills at the feet of Andrew Dice Clay by any chance?

 

[PussyScientist]

That is because your penis is too small, Candyman.

 

[User-E]

That is because your penis is too small, Candyman.

I had a f*ck buddy in my late teens who was smaller than average, and he'd often slip out during intercourse - and always blame me for being too loose! Back then I believed him, but not anymore. :no:

After 2 kids and a career as a SP I could still grip hard enough to make men cum just by squeezing with my muscles.

:blush2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I had a f*ck buddy in my late teens who was smaller than average, and he'd often slip out during intercourse - and always blame me for being too loose!

Common problem affecting asshats, fark wads and general moronic douches. It's called having a longer "back stroke" which allows the penis to leave the vagina making the returning "forward plunge" dangerous. It can result in a broken gentleman's sausage if the thrust forward is not careful. He should have used a bungee cord wrapped around both of your waists.

 

[User-E]

Common problem affecting asshats, fark wads and general moronic douches. It's called having a longer "back stroke" which allows the penis to leave the vagina making the returning "forward plunge" dangerous. It can result in a broken gentleman's sausage if the thrust forward is not careful. He should have used a bungee cord wrapped around both of your waists.

His brother had a much bigger cock.









































We swapped a couple times ...

:biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

Seriously though - a woman's pelvic bones are designed to allow her to carry and deliver children, and the vagina, cervix and uterus are designed to expand and contract. Think of a woman's body parts as a new balloon, nice and tight when you snap it before blowing it up for the first time. Let all the air out and the balloon contracts almost to it's original size. Each time it inflates, it's a bit looser after deflating, but the vagina has muscles that women can exercise to keep them tight.

 

[User-E]

TMI? :biggrin2:

 

[Robintheboywonder]

His brother had a much bigger cock.

We swapped a couple times ...

:biggrin2:

Really now but did you ever bang both brothers at the same time?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

TMI?

Yes. The clinical metaphor of the vagina being like a balloon was to say the least....icky! I now have an image of have sex with a women and every time I "go in" I hear a balloon deflating in all it's thunderous farting glory.

Really now but did you ever bang both brothers at the same time?

You just want to know if their "swords" crossed Robin. :biggrin2:

 

[User-E]

Really now but did you ever bang both brothers at the same time?

No, but all 4 of us would be on the same bed at the same time. My first real threesome didn't happen until I was in my 40's.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

No, but all 4 of us would be on the same bed at the same time. My first real threesome didn't happen until I was in my 40's.

Who is all 4, you never mentioned a 4th??

 

[User-E]

Yes. The clinical metaphor of the vagina being like a balloon was to say the least....icky! I now have an image of have sex with a women and every time I "go in" I hear a balloon deflating in all it's thunderous farting glory.


You just want to know if their "swords" crossed Robin. :biggrin2:

You do know where babies come from don't you? Maybe even attended the delivery of your own children?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

You do know where babies come from don't you? Maybe even attended the delivery of your own children?

No kids and I was always under the impression that the delivery of children was being handled by some species fowl with a FedEx uniform.

Who is all 4, you never mentioned a 4th??

I'll go to the lobby and get us a program. Sit and wait here.

 

[User-E]

Who is all 4, you never mentioned a 4th??

1. Me
2. My f*ckbuddy
3. His brother
4. Brother's GF

 

[User-E]

Are we going to be in trouble for hijacking Candyman's thread? I tried to keep it on topic.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Are we going to be in trouble for hijacking Candyman's thread? I tried to keep it on topic.

FUCK THAT SHIT. If anything we've finally made one of his threads interesting.

1. Me
2. My f*ckbuddy
3. His brother
4. Brother's GF

What was the GF doing?





















Please say holding a camera. Please say holding a camera. Please say holding a camera. Please say holding a camera.

 

[User-E]

What was the GF doing?





















Please say holding a camera. Please say holding a camera. Please say holding a camera. Please say holding a camera.

The GF was having sex with the brother while I was having sex with the other brother.

Then we would switch partners so I would be with the other, other brother.

Clear?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

No......

I'm sorry but I'm going to need some more details.

*Sits down grabs some lotion and drops his pants*

Please go on Sarah. :biggrin2: