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Madman said:
Yes , imagine apple pie with vanilla ice cream over a pair of great natural tits.

Crusty alert, crusty is stirring!

I preferred Robert Di niro in Taxi.

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The man pictured is Henry Crinkle. He told the secret service guy that, anyway. Did you know that Bernard Herrmann died literally moments after completing the music score to that film?

I can do the music for the saxophone solo using only my mouth, also the theme from Bewitched as performed by John Coltrane from his atonal period.
 
bobistheowl said:
The man pictured is Henry Crinkle. He told the secret service guy that, anyway. Did you know that Bernard Herrmann died literally moments after completing the music score to that film?

I can do the music for the saxophone solo using only my mouth, also the theme from Bewitched as performed by John Coltrane from his atonal period.

Since you're fairly new around here I'm going to give you the best advice you've had to date.

DO NOT EAT THE APPLE PIE!

I use to have such a crush on Bewitched and I Dream Of Jeannie!

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Robintheboywonder said:
Since you're fairly new around here I'm going to give you the best advice you've had to date.

DO NOT EAT THE APPLE PIE!

I use to have such a crush on Bewitched and I Dream Of Jeannie!

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Bewitched

Dick Sargent as Darin or Dick York?
No dick jokes just a question
 
I was never considering eating MadMan's apple pie. If I want pubic hair in my apple pie, it better be a woman's. That's why I qualified it, with the tits part.

I may be new, Robin, but I'm not 'new'.
 
Am I to interpret the video to mean that we'll soon have bob trained to eat worms from the palm of our hands? :biggrin2:
 
Melanie said:
Hi Mr. Bobowl, I love your name. How did you come up with it?

It's bobistheowl, Melanie. It's bob is the owl, without spaces between the words.

Here's the reply to this question from October 20:

bobistheowl said:
Melanie, when I had my first computer, a Dell, with Windows Millennium Edition, it came with a free year of dialup Internet from AOL.

At that time, I used to post a lot on the message board from the ABC reality/ game show, The Mole, under my original Internet handle, "realnametaken". On the message board, I made a game where each player tried to solve cryptic clues posted by other players which, if deciphered correctly, would give you their e-mail address and server. If someone solved someone else' e-mail address riddle, they would send that person an e-mail, and the person who received the e-mail would post on the board that they had been "killed" by so-and so.

If someone else solved the same riddle, they would be credited with an "afterkill". Kills were worth three points, and afterkills were worth one. Having been killed did not knock a player out of the game, it just meant one or more other players received points. My clues were in the form of a rhyming poem, in which many of the words rhymed with "Mole", or were spelled similarly, or looked like they should rhyme with 'Mole', to someone illiterate or foreign to English.

My poem had lines like 'winning is the goal', 'grassy is the knoll', 'newborn is the foal', and 'Rueben is the mohel', (Mohel, pronounced like 'moil', or 'moy-Hell', with the 'clearing your throat' sound for the capital H). A mohel is a circumciser; the job pays twenty-five bucks an hours, plus tips, and all you can eat from the lavish buffet served at the bris ceremony. I mentioned 'Bob' twice in the poem, 'Bob is the Dole', (Bob Dole lost the 1996 US Presidential Election to Bill Clinton), and 'BOB is the owl'.

In the poem the Bob and BOB was the only time I used more than once, and 'owl' was the only fourth word that didn't sound even remotely like 'Mole', so that was the clue for my e-mail server - if said like a word, instead of an acronym for America On Line, "AOL" sounds like "owl". Everyone who has read the thread from the beginning already knows about BOB, the villain from the TV series Twin Peaks, so I won't repeat all of that part.

I met some good friends through the game, but I lost touch with all of them when I was offline for about eighteen months, a year or so later, (and no, I wasn't in jail). When I returned to the Internet, I adopted the bobistheowl handle, hoping to reconnect with some of those people, who would make the connection between the new handle and the old one, and I've used bobistheowl as my Internet handle, everywhere, ever since.

There's a bit of additional/ different information in post #22, on page 2 of this thread.

I hope that explains it.

Nice legs, btw. And btw, my name isn't Bob.

bobistheowl is just an internet handle, but I answer to it. There are a couple of common first names that people sometimes call me in real life, that I don't enjoy, but that's because they didn't recognize my voice on the telephone, and thought I was someone else.

On most boards, people abbreviate my handle to 'bito', but in lower case, always, except for someone who used to be overly familiar, but I took care of that earlier today. I was known as anothernametaken819 on the WinMX file trading network in 2003-2005, and I was usually called 'ant', from the first letter of those three words.

When I used eMule file trading, for some reason, lots of people copied my handle, maybe trying to curry favour, to move up my uploads queue faster, so I gave them each a friend icon, which didn't actually make any difference, because I had no control over the upload sequence, but I thought it was the least I could do, for them kissing my ass like that. I think I had 174 bobistheowls on the list, the last time I used eMule. Perhaps it means something different in another language, by accident.

I never pay for files, if I can get them somewhere for free. I collect mainly TV Shows. I have thousands of them, almost everything except the show IfYouSeekAmy wanted.
 
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