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IfYouSeekAmy said:
it is most likely the same source.

I'd love to watch The Gong Show. Would you be able to email me the torrent file please?

Other shows that I love that took some effort getting are:
Profit
Vengeance Unlimited
Strange Luck

IfYouSeekAmy, I can't e-mail you the torrent file. It's from a private site, and I don't have any invites. The torrents are specific to each member, because minimum upload/ download ratios need to be maintained, so you couldn't use my torrent file, either. I'm not even a member there anymore.

What I can do is upload them to a file host, and give you download links by PM. I'll get to that soon, probably 1-2 a day, for a few days.

I have random full episodes, decent quality, VHS sourced .avi type, of reruns from The Game Show Network (USA), I think. I'm not sure how many I have, maybe 20-25. I will look on Friday.

When I was in College,(1st stint; 1977-79), the on campus tv rooms in dorms were standing room only when The Gong Show came on at noon, or 12:30, Monday to Friday, in 77-78.

I don't know Profit, Vengeance Unlimited, or Strange Luck, but I will check those links another time. Thanks.

Added: I found them quickly. I have 31 episodes. I can't match them to original air dates. It's The Gong Show. You don't need to see them in sequence, or all of them. 31 complete is better than a lot of YouTube clips that may well have come from these 31. I haven't watched all of these myself yet, I just got them because I couldn't count on them still being available at a later date.

Do you, by any chance, have Arresting Behavior. The Brotherhood of Poland, New Hampshire, or Bakersfield P.D.?

I have most of the Bakersfield episodes, but only on VHS. I have an S-video VCR, so I could make them, or just watch the VHS tapes, but that's a show I'd buy, if it came out on DVD.

Poland, NH is not for me, but the person who wants it might have the things you want, that I don't have. She's the sort of person that would go out of her way to return a favour, because she doesn't want to owe anybody anything, but she only has about 3-4 things on her want list. That #1 on her want list.

To me, she's a little picky about codecs, aspect ratios, and frame dimensions, like someone who keeps comic books in plastic bags with cardboard backing, so they'll sell for large amounts when their Estate is liquidated.

I'll take any watchable quality, and upgrade later, if better rips surface. I like HDTV and DVD quality as much as anybody else, but I'm not going to pass on a good show that was never aired/ released digitally, and I'm not going to collect shit shows just because they're 1080P .ts or .mkv

If anyone has Nothing Sacred, it would be her, but I would only ask, if gift bearing, at the time of asking.

Mid to late 90's single season series are often hard to find, if never released on DVD. Someone who tapedthem also had to be doing VHS rips. Sometimes someone sells a homemade DVD from VHS on eBay, but usually you need someone on the private site to have taped the show themselves, for it to circulate.

More: The episodes are not complete, IfYouSeekAmy, in the sense that they are the complete, unabridged original airings. Most are 17-20 minutes long, instead of about 23-24, so some of the show is missing, and may never surface, unless the series is released on DVD. The one I'm watching/ uploading might be the first episode.
 
bobistheowl said:
I'd go to a live doctor if I had a medical problem, Robintheboywonder, not a former doctor on an Escort review forum. I'd get medical advice, without any guff.

See, Bobby boy, that's where we differ. I help all people, whether they are idiots like you or not. You are a narrow minded little toadie who can't see past your own self-centered universe.

What possible relevance is there about my participating in review boards and being a professional? Are you so ignorant you think doctors don't visit escorts?

I visit escorts. I save lives. How are the two related?
 

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Thank you, bito.

I dont have have those shows but I will keep a lookout for them.
 
Bobby, do you know how to talk dirty? Hahaha, I bet you won't be complaining about this hi-jack!
 
Reverse said:
Bobby, do you know how to talk dirty? Hahaha, I bet you won't be complaining about this hi-jack!

Reverse, this thread is designed to be hijacked.

The premise of the thread is that a bot searches posts for question marks in any post, and I answer those when I get around to it, without taking into account the context of the question. I just assume ever sentence with a question mark is a challenge for me, to interpret the sentence any way I want to, in accordance with the words, and try to say something funny, most of the time, that's consistent with what was said, but not necessarily what was meant. The only rule is that I don't allow other people to answer my questions in this thread, on my behalf, when quoting the question. There's just that one rule.

As for talking dirty, sure, I do that, and like it, but only similar to dialogue in A Martin Scorsese Picture, as opposed to in a porn clip.

That's a big reason why I post on Escort Review forums, as opposed to other message boards, with different subject matter. pepper my speech with profanity, for comic effect, but I rarely swear AT people; I see that as a sign of personal weakness.

I don't mind if a woman talk like a sailor, too. I would prefer if a woman used the verb "fuck' instead of a TV game show euphemism like "making whoopie", that's a term for people who were old, when their bodies were still young. To me, it's prudish, and won't earn my respect.

I don't like fake dirty talk from a woman, however. If she say's 'I'm your little slut, I'm you're little whore, I'm your bad little bitch...", that turns me off. I'm not attracted to naughty girls, or girls that want to act naughty. You catch things from them. I like nice girls, who like to be naughty in their free time, with somebody they'd like to be naughty with, if they don't have something more important to do.

I'm primarily attracted to a woman from the neck up, face and brain. If her body is attractive to me, as well, that's a big bonus. If her mind is attractive to me, but not her face, we may well become very close friends, but nothing more. If her face and body are attractive to me, but not her mind, I'll probably lose interest in one or two hours, consecutive or not.

If I'm not attracted to a woman's face, I don't fantasize about her, and I don't bring my A game. No one benefits, from a half-assed effort. If I'm attracted to her mentally, there would need to be a reason for me to not be attracted to her face, for me to find her unattractive. I'm not shallow, just selective. I'd rather have no sex, than sex that I don't want.

When I'm mentally attracted, it's not like "she also need to be at least a 7.5"; it's an individual assessment, not based on a comparison to other women, in a ranking. To me, it's 'Am I attracted, yes or no?.".

If her mind hasn't attracted me, then comparisons to other women would apply, because if I had my choice of several women whom I knew nothing about, I'm going to make my choice, based on appearance, like most people. You don't look at a stranger and think 'Gee, that person doesn't appeal to me, I wonder what interesting things they might have to say", you look for the person you hope will have interesting things to say, because you like the exterior.

I flirt unabashedly on boards, because I want Escorts to think "I hope bobistheowl books me some time. He interest me". Conversely, some will think "bobistheowl is a dick. I don't want to meet him", which is fine, too; it saves us both a wasted evening.

If the interest is mutual, we can't help but enjoy ourselves, which is what it should be about; mutual enjoyment, and the only shady part of all of it is the passing of the donation envelope. It's all voluntary, for both parties, rather than a guy renting a woman's body, so he can have fun alone with it, then write a review saying she wasn't enthusiastic.

If the Escort is having fun, she doesn't need to fake it. That's for the guys who didn't make the time fun for her, to boost their self esteem. They get their money's worth for that; that's a part of it that is work, rather than her being paid to have fun.

A woman keeps my interest if she is capable of commanding my undivided attention. We could be in a restaurant, with 100 other people, but I don't notice any of them; it's like we're in the Cone of Silence from Get Smart together, and I'll maintain eye contact, and often contribute less than 5% of the conversation, but that portion I contribute will show that I paid attention to every word.

If I don't find a woman to be facially attractive, my eyes will wander, left, right, or down. I'll think of other things at the same time, while listening. If it's a friend I'm talking to, that I don't find attractive, chances are that we wouldn't be in a place where I'd have a lot of other options to look at.I wouldn't ask her out on a romantic date, but might invite her to a party, or accept her invitation. We might go to a movie together, or have a meal, but we'd both know it wasn't going to go anywhere from there, ever. Many women like to have a 'safe guy' like that, who's interested in her as a person, but isn't hiding a secret crush. They know exactly where they standwith him, and where they will stand with him a year into the future. The possibility of losing the friendship because of one-sided emotional attachment is eliminated, so everyone can be relaxed, within the stable limits.

Many women like to have guys like that in their life. Unfortunately, the ones they have are usually gay, or married, sometimes to them. I've gone to clubs with several girls I like, but don't want to bang, and I act as their 'anti wingman' - I hang out with them, they show interest in some guys, I keep other guys from inviting themselves over, but if my services are no longer required at some point in the evening, they have a safe word, to tell me to go, and I do, because my work for them would be complete, and hearing about it wouldn't interest me.

This is why I rarely read reviews. I don't want to be entertained by another man's exploits, I want to entertain other men with mine, if I feel like it. I don't share my bedroom tales with my solid friends, and their tales don't interest me. That's football team stuff.

I will tell tales of sessions, if the information is fresh, or hasn't been said recently. That I do for the Escort, not for the guys reading. If she did her job well, and everybody doesn't already know that, I'll ask her if she wants to be reviewed, and I'll give my honest opinion, even if everything I say wasn't what she wanted to hear. I'll include both positive and negatives in a "Would not repeat" review, or just say nothing. If I wasted money on a bad choice, I dont feel an obligation to write a review about it, but if someone asked "Have you seen X?" I might say "Yes, and was not impressed", and leave it at that. I'm not using their reviews to make my choices very often. If I am choosing from a 'short list' of potential Escort choices, I'm looking more for information that would exclude a candidate, rather than a thumbs up endorsement; I decide that part myself, when choosing the candidates.

I don't give out gratuitous compliments to anyone, but when they are deserved, I'm the first one to say so, or I say so with the loudest voice, or the one most eloquent, to the best of my ability. If someone deserves praise, they get it. I don't give praise, however, to help someone think they did a better job than they actually did. Rather than help, that would diminish us both, in different ways.
 
Jessica Rain said:
Why do you highlight usernames is your posts?

Probably to emphasize a paragraph like some men stick socks in their underwear to highlight the crotch area. I bet a few do this right here in this forum because they suffer little man syndrome!
 
Reverse said:
Probably to emphasize a paragraph like some men stick socks in their underwear to highlight the crotch area. I bet a few do this right here in this forum because they suffer little man syndrome!

Going back to your very first thread you give an impression of not really liking men. Retirement was a good decision.
 
Mariner said:
Going back to your very first thread you give an impression of not really liking men. Retirement was a good decision.

I've also stuck up for Bob but yes I am retired and I'd probably not allow anyone like yourself to book me if I wasn't retired so not booking me EVER would be a very good decision on your part.
 
Reverse said:
I've also stuck up for Bob but yes I am retired and I'd probably not allow anyone like yourself to book me if I wasn't retired so not booking me EVER would be a very good decision on your part.

A multi-layered hypothetical that does not approach the realm of possibility.
 
Mariner said:
A multi-layered hypothetical that does not approach the realm of possibility.

Perfect, then go back to playing Call Of Duty or growing the hair on the palms of your hands.
 
Jessica Rain said:
Why do you highlight usernames is your posts?

I do that on all boards, Jessica Rain, to me it's respectful; you chose your handle, so to me, that's your given name here. Some handles, like mine, are all in lower case, so the bold formatting eliminates a perceived difference in status to different members, based on whether their handle begins with a capital letter, on not. It's always bold in the side panel on the left, for every board I'm on, except one, where it's on top, but also in bold. The board probably puts in it bold for the same reason I do.

It also makes it easier to find someone's handle in a longer post. Handles and keywords stand out, if someone is looking for an excerpt quote, or if they're interested in some, but not all, of the post.

I'm a mod on that board, one of about 45, all appointed, and unpaid, so you don't lose mod status if you aren't there often, so it's kind of like the Canadian Senate, in some respects. They don't have any formatting toolbars, there, so I type the html tags, and usually do that here, too.

It's a board for computer fonts. I feud with two of the other mods on that board, one is a total dick from The Netherlands, who's very knowledgeable about identifying fonts, but very rude with people who ask stupid questions, or poorly worded questions, that require additional questions to find out what they want. He gives good answers to good questions, but likes to heckle people who don't clearly state what they want.

Most of the forum is identifications of the font in use in some posted image containing text, like this:

454874.jpg


And jerseygirl identified that at Feel Script, and posted a download link, five minutes later.

They compete, to see who can identify the fonts fastest, and there's a top 30 posted for the current month, and for all-time, with the percentage of the total shown for each. jerseygirl has 447, (25%), in the last 30 days, and next best is over 100 behind. At the bottom are 17 tied for 29th place, with 2. Anybody can play, and the ones that are good often are appointed as mods.

All time, rocamaco will probably never be caught, with 23, 171, (25% share), miles ahead of drf with 6,702, (7%).

rocamaco hasn't been by in a couple of years; he had some tiff with the owner, and left, but he's still a mod, if he wants to come back. #4,

fmontpetit
has been MIA for a couple of years as well, but because of other time commitments, not other boards. He's just not doing boards now.

jerseygirl
is #6, but joined more recently, and is gaining by 100's per month, and could get to #4 by the end of February. She's 85 ahead of koeiekat, but passed him this month, with 206 more than his 239.

I don't know jeseygirl, she's just an identifier, and she doesn't post in the mods forum. She's probably a graphic designer, or identifying fonts is her hobby.

rocamaco and fmontpetit are my solid buds from years back, but they're not around.

drf
and koeiekat are the mods I feud with. drf, from France, thinks he's king shit, because he's #1 among people currently playing, and koeiekat is a long time nemesis of mine, from a different board, originally. He likes to mix it up with me a bit, but I have a better command of English, even though his is very good. He's really good at identifying, and picking on weak and stupid people, and I keep him in check.

I was pissed off at drf last year, and posted a huge message in the WingDings picture font, quoting him. If he could identify the font, he'd also have to know the alphabet and punctuation to reproduce it, because I posted a .png. If he took the time to convert the pictures to text, he would have read my message: "Don't fuck with me, bitch, I'm not telling your French ass again!". He probably read it, because the thread was deleted.

I'm probably in 2,000th place, with 17 lifetime, and one this year. I once got eight in one month, just to make the monthly top 20, once. I got easy ones, because Europe was sleeping; just common system fonts, or ones already identified by someone else on the same page, but someone else asked as well. I cherry picked enough of them to get on the monthly list once. Here's a couple of my answers from that board:

This one, written half way through writing this HUBGFE post:

"Dan": "...I typically make fonts with only a single case, so I will keep xxxxx in mind for fonts with multiple cases."

koeiekat: "Only single case type? Why?"

<my mod handle>: "That probably means an all caps alphabet character map, two licenses, or an e e cummings handwriting font. One of those three, probably the first."

And another, a favorite of mine, from last year:

stnfabian: "What is the best way to give recognition to the creator? I wish to do so and ask for permission."

"That varies from Faith to Faith. The sacrifice by fire of an unblemished kid goat, calf, or suckling pig, while considered old school by most, is surprisingly well received, and may lead to Divine Favour within a fortnight, particularly in battle. The key word is unblemished; examine your sacrificial animal closely, and make sure it has not been surgically altered, (ie: no gelded, spayed/ neutered, animals, should ever be used, only breeding stock).

While illegal in most countries, the sacrifice of an unweaned infant child will still appease most Elder Gods, especially if you are requesting permission to perform an act deemed illegal, blasphemous, or sacrilegious under more than one criminal or religious code."

In all cases, you should be kneeling, or in some recognizable posture of submission. I think that's the only universal requirement.

I hope this helps!

~bito" '

So, it's the same thing I do here, but for a fonts audience. I answer a question that interests me, either briefly, long and detailed, obtusely, or I heckle a guy, too, every so often, but never as part of a group heckling. Sometimes I give a better answer than what the guys from Europe had come up with, then don't go back for a week.

It's like the Bizarro Jerry episode of Seinfeld, where Elaine got new friends, who looked like Jerry, George and Kramer, but they were picky with rules.

There's a counterpart on another board for so many different people, someone with the same personality, but a different pastime. It's actually more of a sausage fest than here, most of the time, but with some intellectual threads, but not many. They have some different emoticons than the ones we have here. It's just mainly guys who are knowledgeable about what other guys have made, but for fonts, instead of Escorts.
 
Reverse said:
Probably to emphasize a paragraph like some men stick socks in their underwear to highlight the crotch area. I bet a few do this right here in this forum because they suffer little man syndrome!

Ummm, Reverse, would you please not answer my questions for me, unless you look like you. I'm working this corner, sweetheart.
 
Reverse said:
I've also stuck up for Bob but yes I am retired and I'd probably not allow anyone like yourself to book me if I wasn't retired so not booking me EVER would be a very good decision on your part.

You're a natural at this, Reverse. You may answer questions in Ask bobistheowl!. I'll just give a different answer, too. I don't extend that privilege to just anyone. Literally.

I've stuck up for you, too, Reverse, on many occasions. Whenever I see your avatar. Literally.
 
I hope Reverse doesn't mind me pointing this out, but she did post a gorgeous picture of herself on a C36 thread Transient started. In the event that you do get sticky again, bito, you may wanna send her something nice as compensation :)
 
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