Made with Love
I once allowed a street girl sleep over and stayed at my house when I went to work. I came back to an empty house. While looking for her I found out she was an addict. I took the loos, moved on and never looked back.
 
Tell them you want to go paperless and give them your email address. Case solved.

I've set up an automatic payment and electronic notification so I won't have to worry about that sort of thing again...
 
On Saturday I saw one of my favourite escorts. I picked her up and took her to a hotel in Oakville because we wanted to spend some quality time in a Jacuzzi... we had a great time. I then dropped her off, etc.. This evening, 2 whole days later, I got into my car and saw a black piece of fabric on the passenger side floor, I picked it up and saw that it was a t-shirt with Mickey mouse on it... at first I thought it was from my kids until I smelled it... heavenly. yikes... My wife had used my car on Sunday, could have found it. I'd better check in future more thoroughly for anything left behind.
 
nntsci said:
On Saturday I saw one of my favourite escorts. I picked her up and took her to a hotel in Oakville because we wanted to spend some quality time in a Jacuzzi... we had a great time. I then dropped her off, etc.. This evening, 2 whole days later, I got into my car and saw a black piece of fabric on the passenger side floor, I picked it up and saw that it was a t-shirt with Mickey mouse on it... at first I thought it was from my kids until I smelled it... heavenly. yikes... My wife had used my car on Sunday, could have found it. I'd better check in future more thoroughly for anything left behind.

Some story dude.
 
Steve11 said:
Some story dude.

LOL It got worse, I found a bottle of some makeup as well. Both of which are now in the office... well away from any possible discovery.
 
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