What is the quickest you ever shot your load?

[Transient]

I'm doing my part to eradicate winter in North America. :good:

 

[Aztek]

:biggrin2:

Which porno star is she?.

 

[Transient]

Which porno star is she?.

Mischa Brooks

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I once gave a girl the best 22 seconds of my life. Does that count?

 

[Waxed]

Masturbate twice before the deed.

Lasted 15 minutes instead of 2.

 

[bobistheowl]

What is the quickest you ever shot your load?

If I want to, I could cum in less than a minute, start to finish, but the scenarios in which that would be beneficial to me are few and far between.

I have self learned a technique which can, and has, allowed me to postpone ejaculation for extended periods, while simultaneously enhancing both the level of my pleasure, and the duration of my orgasm.

It requires no chemical nor mechanical assistance of any kind. In private testing, I've lasted in excess of thirty minutes a few times, and I could go longer, but saw no need to. Using the same technique, I can determine, with 2-3 minutes advanced notice, pretty much when I'm going to cum.

That's what most guys want; mental control of when they want to shoot, with variable duration, depending on the stamina of their partner, and whether they have other tasks to accomplish.

For obvious reasons, I won't be sharing this technique with any of the guys here. I have, and do, however, explain, in detail, how and why it works, to female partners, civilian and professional. Since no one will ever be sticking a dick inside me, (unless I'm convicted of a felony, and piss the wrong guy off), the technique cannot be used against me. I don't want most other guys to be able to do this, and neither would any of the ladies. They often want a specific guy to know how, but not the rest of you. If you guys could all last as long as you want to, they would be able to work less often, and they'd have to raise their rates accordingly.

I'm not just teasing you guys with lies. This is real. I discovered it by accident, and figured out why it works, and the logic is sound. Any one of you could potentially discover it on your own, but I'm not going to help you do that. It would serve me no benefit. If I sold the information, I could probably only do that once, and that guy would tell other guys for free, and I would lose competitive advantage.

Fortunately, the women to whom I have imparted this knowledge understand the great responsibility of keeping such information on a 'need to know' basis. A couple of them have since retired from The Industry, but most likely, for unrelated reasons. There are some women who would be more than happy to be banged for forty minutes in a row - on rare occasions. In my experience, most would like at least ten minutes of the deed, but beyond fifteen, often exceeds their comfort level. That's generally an area to be negotiated in advance, or at minimum, I need at least a couple of minutes notice before they indicate they've had enough, and the longer the act has progressed to date, the more advanced notice I'll need.

That's all you're getting from me on that, guys. PMs will be ignored. I have to think of the greater good, but I also like having one up on at least most of you.

 

[Louis XIV]

What is the quickest you ever shot your load?

If I want to, I could cum in less than a minute, start to finish, but the scenarios in which that would be beneficial to me are few and far between.

I have self learned a technique which can, and has, allowed me to postpone ejaculation for extended periods, while simultaneously enhancing both the level of my pleasure, and the duration of my orgasm.

It requires no chemical nor mechanical assistance of any kind. In private testing, I've lasted in excess of thirty minutes a few times, and I could go longer, but saw no need to. Using the same technique, I can determine, with 2-3 minutes advanced notice, pretty much when I'm going to cum.

That's what most guys want; mental control of when they want to shoot, with variable duration, depending on the stamina of their partner, and whether they have other tasks to accomplish.

For obvious reasons, I won't be sharing this technique with any of the guys here. I have, and do, however, explain, in detail, how and why it works, to female partners, civilian and professional. Since no one will ever be sticking a dick inside me, (unless I'm convicted of a felony, and piss the wrong guy off), the technique cannot be used against me. I don't want most other guys to be able to do this, and neither would any of the ladies. They often want a specific guy to know how, but not the rest of you. If you guys could all last as long as you want to, they would be able to work less often, and they'd have to raise their rates accordingly.

I'm not just teasing you guys with lies. This is real. I discovered it by accident, and figured out why it works, and the logic is sound. Any one of you could potentially discover it on your own, but I'm not going to help you do that. It would serve me no benefit. If I sold the information, I could probably only do that once, and that guy would tell other guys for free, and I would lose competitive advantage.

Fortunately, the women to whom I have imparted this knowledge understand the great responsibility of keeping such information on a 'need to know' basis. A couple of them have since retired from The Industry, but most likely, for unrelated reasons. There are some women who would be more than happy to be banged for forty minutes in a row - on rare occasions. In my experience, most would like at least ten minutes of the deed, but beyond fifteen, often exceeds their comfort level. That's generally an area to be negotiated in advance, or at minimum, I need at least a couple of minutes notice before they indicate they've had enough, and the longer the act has progressed to date, the more advanced notice I'll need.

That's all you're getting from me on that, guys. PMs will be ignored. I have to think of the greater good, but I also like having one up on at least most of you.

bob, you are the very definition of 'intellectual masturbation'. :YMAPPLAUSE: Do try not to leave any stains on the furniture though, okay?

 

[oldguyzer]

bob, you are the very definition of 'intellectual masturbation'. :YMAPPLAUSE:

He lives in his own little delusional world...

 

[bobistheowl]

bob, you are the very definition of 'intellectual masturbation'. :YMAPPLAUSE: Do try not to leave any stains on the furniture though, okay?

I've always considered the envy of lesser men to be flattering.

 

[User-E]

bob, you are the very definition of 'intellectual masturbation'. :YMAPPLAUSE: Do try not to leave any stains on the furniture though, okay?

The brain is the biggest sex organ. :writing:

 

[papasmerf]

The brain is the biggest sex organ. :writing:

bob is actually an nanomite??

 

[oldguyzer]

I've always considered the envy of lesser men to be flattering.

 

[papasmerf]

FOUL
repost from another thread.

-3 points

 

[oldguyzer]

When the sentiment is fitting...but fine, I'll try another...

 

[Jacklyn7]

Haha, I just wrote that somewhere else almost the same time... *twilight zone music*

The brain is the biggest sex organ. :writing:

 

[bolt.upright]

Haha, I just wrote that somewhere else almost the same time... *twilight zone music*

I knew I just read it somewhere else. It's deja vu all over again!

 

[bobistheowl]

I've always considered the envy of lesser men to be flattering.

I had hoped and expected you to out yourself as one of the unnamed lesser men obliquely referenced in the quote from #82, oldguyzer. It saves me a warning from one of the mods. Props, for taking one for the team.

 

[Louis XIV]

I've always considered the envy of lesser men to be flattering.

yes, bob, I've always dreamed of being able (like you) to spontaneously spout useless, mind-numbingly boring drivel out my ass for days on end, uninterrupted, to the self-soothing sounds of my own voice being broadcast into the empty, and completely disinterested void of cyberspace.

Reading your posts always reminds me of Stephen Hawking reading the phone book, out loud, in a large empty warehouse, in complete darkness, on Mars.

Yes, bob, when I grow up, I want to be exactly like you.

 

[User-E]

When did posting on HUBGFE become a competition on intellectual prowess? Hmmmmmm

 

[oldguyzer]

yes, bob, I've always dreamed of being able (like you) to spontaneously spout useless, mind-numbingly boring drivel out my ass for days on end, uninterrupted, to the self-soothing sounds of my own voice being broadcast into the empty, and completely disinterested void of cyberspace.

Reading your posts always reminds me of Stephen Hawking reading the phone book, out loud, in a large empty warehouse, in complete darkness, on Mars.

Yes, bob, when I grow up, I want to be exactly like you.

:clapping2: