Cardinal Fang's Advice Thread

[bolt.upright]

Not that anyone asked me, but here's my advice anyway--I like lighter colours that kind of stand out a little bit, if you're comfortable with them. A lot of younger ladies where I work tend to wear colours that have seem to have a lot of white in them, but with a colour, like green, blue, yellow or orange, for example. Something like this:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Are they hot? Post some pictures otherwise you're lying. :wink2:

 

[bolt.upright]

The young ladies I work with? Oh yeah. Sorry, I don't have any pictures, and I'm sure they wouldn't appreciate their pictures appearing on this board anyway!

 

[Raiden]

The only nails I want are scratching down my back, woooohooo I love that!

Fangy, since the party I've been suffering a bad case of blue balls and haven't had the time yet to venture out for relief.

do you think

1) screw the new law and get out there , pay my money and turn my blue balls back to a rosy peach color (yes I know TMI)

2) give up paying for it and attempt a civvie hunt

3) fuck it, log onto streamate , grab a textured rubber glove for that one night stand feeling and have at it??

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

"textured rubber glove" hmmm very interesting

 

[bobistheowl]

When a woman has really long fingernails, that says to a man "I don't do any manual labour, ever", so they look good on a woman who would be able to get away with that.

I don't care about the colour of them, as long as half of the polish hasn't been chipped off. To me, that says "retail cashier".

 

[HOOKED]

When a woman has really long fingernails, that says to a man "I don't do any manual labour, ever", so they look good on a woman who would be able to get away with that.

I don't care about the colour of them, as long as half of the polish hasn't been chipped off. To me, that says "retail cashier".

Very good points and as Amy I'm intrigued by the textured rubber glove. Looks like I'm going to have a fun Saturday night!

 

[Wino]

Bolt they are lovely colours...and I'm so looking for that turquoise, but it's like wearing white pants....we go darker ...(or french) after labour day

ardon:

 

[Jacklyn7]

Yikes. I am so that girl. I am not very girly girl and so I do not do my nails often, and often I am just too busy between work, family and other various adventures to bother taking it off. I do not see it as a low class thing but a priority thing though. Buuuuuut that being said, if removing it altogether is better than chipped I will try to find the time.

When a woman has really long fingernails, that says to a man "I don't do any manual labour, ever", so they look good on a woman who would be able to get away with that.

I don't care about the colour of them, as long as half of the polish hasn't been chipped off. To me, that says "retail cashier".

 

[papasmerf]

Yikes. I am so that girl. I am not very girly girl and so I do not do my nails often, and often I am just too busy between work, family and other various adventures to bother taking it off. I do not see it as a low class thing but a priority thing though. Buuuuuut that being said, if removing it altogether is better than chipped I will try to find the time.

Time keeps on slipping into the future

 

[User-E]

Where the hell was this thread last week when I really needed advice?? :search2:

 

[Raiden]

"textured rubber glove" hmmm very interesting

Yes and must be in conjunction with the left hand for that anonymous feeling!

 

[papasmerf]

You can also lay down on your arm in a way that makes it go to sleep.



...at least that's what I've heard...I've never tried it...HONEST!

my arm gets angry when I wake it for sex....................

Um I have heard that too

 

[User-E]

You can also lay down on your arm in a way that makes it go to sleep.



...at least that's what I've heard...I've never tried it...HONEST!

I once woke up in the middle of the night, rolled over, and scared the shit out of myself when my totally numb arm hit me in the face. I didn't know what hit me cause I couldn't feel my arm.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Where the hell was this thread last week when I really needed advice?? :search2:

It was being used as a door stop to keep the lounge door open. Madman passed gas and we needed to air the place out. Someone suggested we use something dead to prop it open. We wanted to use bobbistheowl but he had already been banned. This thread was the next best idea.

 

[oldguyzer]

It was being used as a door stop to keep the lounge door open. Madman passed gas and we needed to air the place out. Someone suggested we use something dead to prop it open. We wanted to use bobbistheowl but he had already been banned. This thread was the next best idea.

Next time MM wants to pass gas, use this to stop it:



You'll have to get Robin to put it in place...

 

[Prick]

Must be lonely not to have an audience anymore Funky & Music

 

[User-E]

Must be lonely not to have an audience anymore Funky & Music

He's busy making escher and I laugh on Twitter, with his sidekick boltupright. Funky & Music

 

[bolt.upright]

He's busy making escher and I laugh on Twitter, with his sidekick boltupright. Funky & Music

Although the Cardinal is younger than I, he does outrank me--I am but a mere Archbishop. I've tried to keep it quiet until now.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Must be lonely not to have an audience anymore Funky & Music

1. My issue is never with the audience. It's with the waitresses and the tips they won't share with me.
2. In my head I'm never lonely. Trust me there is a tug of war of epic proportions going on in here.

He's busy making escher and I laugh on Twitter, with his sidekick boltupright. Funky & Music

Just to clarify. I'm not actually kicking bolt although the thought does me snicker like a child.

Although the Cardinal is younger than I, he does outrank me--I am but a mere Archbishop. I've tried to keep it quiet until now.

SILENCE and know your place!