Cardinal Fang's Advice Thread

[Barbara]

Cardinal, what should a lady wear to a business meeting?

a) a pants suit or

b) a skirt just above the knee

c) closed toe shoes

D) open toe shoes

c) anything because the men will only see what they want to see or imagine

 

[Madman]

Cardinal, what should a lady wear to a business meeting?

a) a pants suit or

b) a skirt just above the knee

c) closed toe shoes

D) open toe shoes

c) anything because the men will only see what they want to see or imagine

Barbara, forget about The Priest's advice column. What you need is a hands on clothing adviser. Tell me where you are and I will come to you to advise you on what to wear and how to wear it. My first consultation will be free unlike Cardinal's services which always have some strings attached!

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Cardinal, what should a lady wear to a business meeting?

a) a pants suit or

b) a skirt just above the knee

c) closed toe shoes

D) open toe shoes

c) anything because the men will only see what they want to see or imagine

I'm sorry I was just imagining you in a short skirt with open toe shoes giving me a blow job. What was the question again?

 

[Valentino]

I think what you're wearing in your avatar is perfect!

 

[BEER]

I think what you're wearing in your avatar is perfect!

Indeed.

 

[UncleBob]

What was the question again?

No idea.

 

[Guido]

Cardinal I'm hungry, any suggestions?

 

[Barbara]

I'm sorry I was just imagining you in a short skirt with open toe shoes giving me a blow job. What was the question again?

"omg" you naughty man:blush2:

 

[Analme]

"omg" you naughty man:blush2:

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Wait on second thought, no never mind....pictures would mean seeing Fangy's pecker!:no:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

No idea.

I had it first.

Cardinal I'm hungry, any suggestions?

Food. If however you are looking for a more practical suggestion then Nutella with ANYHING!

"omg" you naughty man:blush2:

You my dear have NO IDEA.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

Wait on second thought, no never mind....pictures would mean seeing Fangy's pecker!:no:

I'd just like to add that it's a nice pecker and when viewed from the side has a nice warm smile.

 

[Madman]

I'd just like to add that it's a nice pecker and when viewed from the side has a nice warm smile.

PAPA CANCEL THE CREAM PIE, I'm feeling a little sick right now

 

[User-E]

I'd just like to add that it's a nice pecker and when viewed from the side has a nice warm smile.

I just had a flashback to my early 20's when I drew a happy face on the head of my husband's penis with a black magic marker. :LMAO:

 

[Prick]

I just had a flashback to my early 20's when I drew a happy face on the head of my husband's penis with a black magic marker. :LMAO:

LMAO.

 

[HOF]

I just had a flashback to my early 20's when I drew a happy face on the head of my husband's penis with a black magic marker. :LMAO:

I remember when you did that!:wink2:

 

[User-E]

I remember when you did that!:wink2:

:no:

 

[Stubby]

I'd just like to add that it's a nice pecker and when viewed from the side has a nice warm smile.

:no:

 

[oldguyzer]

Cardinal. My "friend" has a problem. People keep asking him about the taste of semen and penis enlargements on an escort review board. Not this one, another one not like this one at all. What should my friend do?

 

[Madman]

This thread died because the cardinal is always playing in his chambers. He hardly comes out and gives any advice anymore.

I'm suffering with an insufferable little smerf and have been asking the Priest for advice and nothing, NADA but if you put your ear to his door you will hear strange muffled noises emanating form his Eminence's door!

 

[User-E]

Nothing like a good resurrected thread. :smiling:

 

[Art Mann]

Well, let's ask the holy guy . . .

Cardinal, do you believe in necro bumping?