Cardinal Fang's Advice Thread

[HOF]

Well, let's ask the holy guy . . .

Cardinal, do you believe in necro bumping?

All depends what does she look like?

 

[Guido]

I think we need more than a smurf eating goblin, we need a holy intervention which only The Cardinal can supply NOW if anyone needs a good pasta a lo forno recipe then I'm your man.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Dear Fang,

Did you stop responding to this thread because it's sticky now?

Amy

 

[Cardinal Fang]

This thread died because the cardinal is always playing in his chambers. He hardly comes out and gives any advice anymore.

I'm suffering with an insufferable little smerf and have been asking the Priest for advice and nothing, NADA but if you put your ear to his door you will hear strange muffled noises emanating form his Eminence's door!

Dear Madman, when you ask a question nicely then I will answer it in kind. Until then may a toothless Yack gum up your grandmother's wheat thins.

Well, let's ask the holy guy . . .

Cardinal, do you believe in necro bumping?

If it involves having sex with a women that has no interest in having sex with me then I will say that my time in university was well spent.

Dear Fang,

Did you stop responding to this thread because it's sticky now?

Amy

Yes....nobody bothers to clean up after themselves anymore.

WILL YOU LOOK AT THE MESS AROUND HERE!

 

[User-E]

Dear Fang,

Did you stop responding to this thread because it's sticky now?

Amy

Yes....nobody bothers to clean up after themselves anymore.

WILL YOU LOOK AT THE MESS AROUND HERE!

What could possibly be causing this sticky mess???

Hmmmmmm

 

[Cardinal Fang]

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*













What?

 

[oldguyzer]

Cardinal, I have this "friend" who claims to run an advice thread, but he disappears for long periods of time. While I realize he may be in deep contemplation, pondering the mysteries of the Universe, the more likely explanation is the bugger was off doing things that are more fun than responding to inane questions in an advice thread. How should I break it to my "friend" that he needs to be more considerate of those unfortunates who do not lead the exalted life he has, and have to actually work for a living. 16 hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work. Oh wait, sorry, quick mental slip there. What should I tell my "friend".

BTW, I also need to advise my "friend" that two of his "friends" (a short, bluish fellow and his domineering master) really are just a little bit on the not-so-sane side, without being too obvious about it?

 

[HOF]

I know Bashing the Bishop is slang for pounding the pud...but is there any slang using Cardinals?

As for the smurf....

Kill two birds with one stone and adopt a child. Kids scare the big blue monster and...



...this one could take care of papa.

:LMAO:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Cardinal, I have this "friend" who claims to run an advice thread, but he disappears for long periods of time. While I realize he may be in deep contemplation, pondering the mysteries of the Universe, the more likely explanation is the bugger was off doing things that are more fun than responding to inane questions in an advice thread. How should I break it to my "friend" that he needs to be more considerate of those unfortunates who do not lead the exalted life he has, and have to actually work for a living. 16 hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work. Oh wait, sorry, quick mental slip there. What should I tell my "friend".

BTW, I also need to advise my "friend" that two of his "friends" (a short, bluish fellow and his domineering master) really are just a little bit on the not-so-sane side, without being too obvious about it?

My advice to you is to stop quoting the word friend. You're not fooling anyone with that type of question.

 

[oldguyzer]

My advice to you is to stop quoting the word friend. You're not fooling anyone with that type of question.

Damn. Thought it was pretty obtuse....

 

[Cardinal Fang]

It was abstruse if it was anything....

 

[Madman]

Dear Cardinal , with papa away having surgery I would be very appreciative if you would be so kind as to share your bread and wine stash.

 

[John Smith VX]

Bump for the sake of it.

 

[oldguyzer]

Bump for the sake of it.

Bumpity bump bump.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Fang,

What colour should I paint my nails and why?

Amy

 

[Louis XIV]

Fang,

What colour should I paint my nails and why?

Amy

Painting your nails is a waste of time Amy. You can't really see much of them once they've been hammered into, say, a 2x4 or a piece of plywood, so why bother fancying them all up for nothing. Just sayin'....

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Painting your nails is a waste of time Amy. You can't really see much of them once they've been hammered into, say, a 2x4 or a piece of plywood, so why bother fancying them all up for nothing. Just sayin'....

yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Dear Amy,

Thank you for that question. There are many ways to go with this. In the end however, what colour you paint your nails can say much about you. If I was to recommend a colour I would have to go with PURPLE. Creative people are drawn to this complex combination of blue and red – wearing it on your nails shows that you are confident, artistic, individualistic and not afraid to stand out from the crowd.

*Farking Louis stole my answer*

 

[Louis XIV]

yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility.

Well, if we're going to talk in code....Explanation separates us from astonishment, which is the only gateway to the incomprehensible. :don'twantto-see:/

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Thanks guys