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Did either of your parents sat down with you to explain about sex?.

el matador

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I learned all there was to know by reading playboy and asking friends. My parents were to shy to discuss it with me. BTW, my friends were all wrong :no:.

How did you find out the ins and outs before you broke your cherry?.
 
Ok, when I was really small, my brother who was older would watch Baby Blue Movies, I would pretend to fall asleep on the sofa on Friday nights but I would be watching. I did not understand but I still watch until my Father caught him and saw me watching.:grrrrrr: Then I would steal their playboys. My dad got my brothers girlfriends to explain sex to me but I had no idea what they were talking about. These two 15 years sat an under 9 year old down and tried to explain sex.LMAO I just said ok and ran off to play.:happy:
Mostly came together by 10 and really figured it out later with friends. We had one girl break her cherry with a tampon, she crying and we were laughing our ass off, there was about 8 girls there drinking, all under 16.:angel:
 
My parents never talked to me. My school did an educational class in the 4th grade, a sort of "introduction to sex", learning about the body and general information about copulation.

I do remember by then I already knew. No one specifically told me anything, I had older siblings, most of my friends were boys and usually a couple of years older, I read a lot of book and watched a lot of TV - I think I learned by osmosis.
 
Hell no, I had an older brother and all I did was watch/hear him and his friends, read his collections of various reference books, attend church every Sunday(oops!), most weeks(aah!), occasionally and read Boy's Annual or the Farmer Almanac.
 
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el matador said:
I learned all there was to know by reading playboy and asking friends. My parents were to shy to discuss it with me. BTW, my friends were all wrong :no:.

How did you find out the ins and outs before you broke your cherry?.

Think Mom expected Dad to have the 'talk', and he was just a too shy, kinda weird old Christian.:neutral:

My friends were actually reasonably aware (and all 2 years older than moi)
 
Not a chance... Thanks gawd for Penthouse Forum. LOL

My parents were/ are ULTRA conservative bible thumpers! Anything other than plain old ordinary mish is totally foreign to them. :no:

I swear the thought of BBBJ, DATY, MPOS, MSOG, & Greek, would repulse them! :???: Let alone Mrs. CG's bisexuality! :shock: (or their son's active solicitation of such activity!) :gasp:

If they had HALF an idea of what goes on behind closed doors at the CG007 household they would likely stage an intervention!
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My Dad tried, but didn't do a very good job, so he gave up and assumed the schools would take care of it. The best thing he did was to give me a five-pack of condoms when I was 15, just before I went to Europe for a month, and said, "Be safe, I'm not ready to be a grandfather yet!" :lol:

My schoolteachers were equally useless, they really only taught us basic anatomy, and emphasized abstinence before protection. And they didn't step outside the uber-vanilla, exclusively-hetero curriculum, which made it even more useless... If I had even uttered the word "transsexual" in health class, I'd probably have been sent home for the day, if not suspended for the week.

My only saving grace was The Sunday Night Sex Show with Sue Johansson, every week on AM640. Without her show, I'd have been totally lost... I'm actually having dinner with her next week, and I'm looking forward to finally meeting her in person! :)
 
It wasn't until I watched hard core porn that I figured out exactly how we fit together. I had no idea that fisting and making her squirt was how you made babies.
 
Auggie said:
It wasn't until I watched hard core porn that I figured out exactly how we fit together. I had no idea that fisting and making her squirt was how you made babies.

LOL. I guess in a Harper Valley PTA kinda way you're right.
 
Blackrock13 said:
Hell no, I had an older brother and all I did was watch/hear him and his friends, read his collections of various reference books, attend church every Sunday(oops!), most weeks(aah!), occasionally and read Boy's Annual or the Farmer Almanac.

Little Johnny, is that you. :whip:
 
Good grief, no! While they weren't the religious type like CG's, but they were very old fashioned. Mom would have died of embarrassment if the subject even came up. dad was always too busy to sit down with me for anything fatherly . As for learning from friends, being the shy introvert that I was, I had a small circle of friends, who were for the most part as geeky as me. It wasn't until I got to watch some porn that I kinda went "Oh."

And it wasn't until last year that I got to have the proper O. :p
 
Neither of my parents sat down to have the talk with me, schools I always seemed to fall into a split class in the younger years and missed out on health class as grade 3s were too young and once I got to gr. 4 I was in a 5/4 split and the older grade had already had the class. Ahh left behind, however I caught up quickly with having brothers. Found their nudey mags and kind of got an idea of how the parts went together. :party:
 
KayleighCarter said:
Ahh left behind, however I caught up quickly with having brothers. Found their nudey mags and kind of got an idea of how the parts went together. :party:

I'm still trying to figure that out. :neutral:
 
I didn't get "the talk" either. Like many of the other posters I learned from school, friends and porn.

The only thing my mother ever said to me regarding the topic was "don't wait till your married to have sex". At least the one piece of advice she did give me was pretty good and logical.
 
getwhatuwant said:
I didn't get "the talk" either. Like many of the other posters I learned from school, friends and porn.

The only thing my mother ever said to me regarding the topic was "don't wait till your married to have sex". At least the one piece of advice she did give me was pretty good and logical.

It sounds like she gave you the 'Cole's Note' version.
 
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