Ever Just Give In To An Ugly Chick who Has a Crush On You and Just Bang Her?

[TROOPS]

So this ugly chick who i know from the bar, texts me all the time. She got my number off a friend of mine, which i wasn't too pleased about.

Anyhoo.....she has the hots for me, and always texts me compliments , like "hey hottie with the body, great seeing you out tonite" and "Troopsie, will you marry me....hahaha" or "can i be your jelly in your peanut butter sandwich" and shit. Most of the time i don't respond cuz i'm busy, but the odd time i joke back and write a message or two just to be nice.........like "I'll marry you if you kill a bull and chop him up and fill up my freezer with enough meat for the next 5yrs" (she's vegetarian) or "I don't like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, i like nutella on hot chicks asses instead"

This girl is a little rough around the edges, a cross between rosie o'donnell and melissa ethridge, kinda butchy with make up on, sorta like a typical oshawa chick, if that makes any sense.

I'm thinking, maybe i should pop a viagara and bang her just to make her year. I know i won't get hard for her without the pill, cuz she does absolutely nothing for me. In many regards this is more of a sympathy bang cuz she's nice and buys me beers all the time, or buys me a slice of pizza if i just happen to see her at pizza pizza after the bar.

Would it be wrong for me to bang a chick i don't find attractive?

 

[Assassin]

When I was 18 horny and insecure. Won't do it now, hate to break girl's hearts now.


How old are you?.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

I'd bang Ida does that count?

 

[SillyGirl]

Don't do it, pity fucks are never a good idea. It sounds like she's already being pretty persistent and aggressive, what do you think will happen if you make her scream? You won't "happen to run into her" anywhere, you'll see her because she's stalking you.

 

[TROOPS]

I'd bang Ida does that count?

mmmmmmm........IDA. I so wanna bang her too just so i can teach her that fucking is more fun than making LOVE to Baz.

 

[Lily Divine]

Don't do it, pity fucks are never a good idea. It sounds like she's already being pretty persistent and aggressive, what do you think will happen if you make her scream? You won't "happen to run into her" anywhere, you'll see her because she's stalking you.

+1

 

[TROOPS]

Don't do it, pity fucks are never a good idea. It sounds like she's already being pretty persistent and aggressive, what do you think will happen if you make her scream? You won't "happen to run into her" anywhere, you'll see her because she's stalking you.

I think she'll be cool with it, cuz she's seen me having fun with other hot chicks in the bar and she knows i'm not the relationship type.

 

[SillyGirl]

omg Lily, AWESOME avatar! You look great!!

 

[TROOPS]

+1

Hot sig pic lily. I give it a 2 boners up.

 

[SillyGirl]

I think she'll be cool with it, cuz she's seen me with having fun with other hot chicks in the bar and she knows i'm not the relationship type.

yea, um, all that goes out the window as soon as she screams. Then she feels bonded to you, and next thing you know you "happen to run into her" when you leave your house in the morning, because she spent the night peeking in your windows.

 

[Art Mann]

omg Lily, AWESOME avatar! You look great!!

+3 now ... you're looking divine, Miss Lily :good:

 

[Lily Divine]

omg Lily, AWESOME avatar! You look great!!

:blush2: Thanks! Taken today... :biggrin2:

Hot sig pic lily. I give it a 2 boners up.

Troopsie luv you too... Now which one of us is making the sandwich? I forget.

+3 now ... you're looking divine, Miss Lily :good:

Thank you Art! We should do coffee when I swing that way next!

 

[TROOPS]

yea, um, all that goes out the window as soon as she screams. Then she feels bonded to you, and next thing you know you "happen to run into her" when you leave your house in the morning, because she spent the night peeking in your windows.

No women ever feels bonded to Troops after sex, cuz i won't cuddle with them and i demand them to make me a sandwich.

 

[TROOPS]

:blush2: Thanks! Taken today... :biggrin2:



Troopsie luv you too... Now which one of us is making the sandwich? I forget.



Thank you Art! We should do coffee when I swing that way next!

Lily stop hijacking my thread with your tits!

 

[Lily Divine]

Lily stop hijacking my thread with your tits!

You were the one that gave them two boners up. We could play hide the boner between them. :-Cool/"

 

[Macho Man]

Would it be wrong for me to bang a chick i don't find attractive?

Like Assassin said, leave her alone.

 

[SillyGirl]

No women ever feels bonded to Troops after sex, cuz i won't cuddle with them and i demand them to make me a sandwich.

oh, I'll bet she'll happily make you a sandwich. and breakfast the next morning. and lunch. and then she'll take you out to dinner...to meet her family.

Please do let us know how it works out for you. :tongue:

 

[Ridgeman08]

sorta like a typical oshawa chick,

No... NEVER give in to the pity fuck. NEVER a good idea! Don't do it! Have some self respect dude! :SayWhat?:

 

[Baz]

First off let me go on the record, Troops I doubt very much this is true. I find it hard to believe that any woman of sound mind would find you attractive based on your juvenile mentality. I also do not appreciate you and Mr. Boscorelli having lurid thoughts about my wife. I hope she does not log on and see these innapproriate sexual innuedos first hand, she will not be as tolerant as I am. You should both be ashamed of yourselves and it amazes me that not one other member throws out the troll label as is done with my posts.

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

First off let me go on the record, Troops I doubt very much this is true. I find it hard to believe that any woman of sound mind would find you attractive based on your juvenile mentality.

I know Troops. I have met him, shared a dance floor with him. I can see women sending him these texts.

However Troopsie, my sweet - don't do it. You will make her year and break her heart all in one night then you will have a vengeful woman on your hands. You know what those are like LOL:wink2: