oldguyzer, I intensely dislike you, and as of this moment, you have been permanently added to my ignore list. I may, however, look at your posting history, to see whom you have chosen as your next target, and offer that person strategy tips. I just won't interact with
oldguyzer personally, ever again.
This is the first post you addressed to me:
oldguyzer said:
More than yourself has been banned from the other boards and ended up here. I don't recall any of whining and justifying our actions on the other board here, though. :blush2:
So, forget them and embrace this board, contribute, and all will be well.
To paraphrase some famous guy: "suck it up, buttercup" :biggrin2:
Right off the bat, you hide your malice behind "shit eating grin #2", for the
first time.
On page one of
Ask bobistheowl!, without being invited to do so, you started answering my questions, and then said"
oldguyzer said:
Same reason you tell them you have a 5 inch penis. :biggrin2:
Damn, this bobistheowl stuff is kinda fun...wish I had my own thread!
As if to indicate that question and answer threads were your exlusive domain. You didn't take into account, however, that
Cardinal Fang advice column predated yours by over a year.
Keep in mind that, on the date I started
Ask bobistheowl!, no posts had been made in
Ask the Doctor for about 13 days, even though it was a tan sticky. Since no one was coming to your thread, you decided to come into mine, and try to take over, or 'reclaim', as you might put it. You saw competition, and you didn't like it.
You started to heckle me in my own home thread in #67, calling me a "young whippersnapper" for the first of several times, and then "owl boy". Dude, I'm 53 years old. Being called 'boy' is insulting, and you knew that. I might even have been black, for all you knew or cared, you just wanted to impose a pecking order, with yourself on top, which I should accept, because your older.
I saw your motive immediately, and said so:
bobistheowl said:
I understand that you feel threatened by my having diagnosed Anto's mumps without first referring him to a real former doctor. It would probably be a good idea if you sucked that up.
October 19, on page 5, while I was asleep, you started answering my questions, in my thread, without ever even considering that your behavior was unbelievably rude. You had never said a kind word to me, and since have done so less than five times.
Then you say:
oldguyzer said:
Not to hijack owlboy's thread...
which isn't quite what you were doing. You were making my thread your thread, as if that was the 'natural way of things', and importing that 'fixed your post' shit, that only you find funny.
You and
papasmerf made the same fuck up, when I was flirting with reverse. I see it as no coincidence that whenever you see an opportunity for self advancement, a mod always appears.
Later you say:
oldguyzer said:
While I realize (and am truly impressed) that you spend two afternoons a week teaching grannies to use a mouse...
Completely ignorant of the fact that one of my students has severe schizophrenia, and must be accompanied to his lessons by a nurse. I wasn't 'stuck with him'. I specifically asked to have him, and he responds well to my teaching style. He's a highly intelligent guy, with problems that were not his fault. What's your excuse?
You then boast of your academic credentials:
oldguyzer said:
Any time you want to compare technical credentials, put your money on the table and be prepared to lose, sonny.
'whippersnapper', 'sonny'? Who the fuck talks like that, expect boring old farts, like you?
oldguyzer said:
Pick the criteria: academic credentials, technical certifications, publications, teaching history, job position, technical knowledge....I let you choose any combination you wish. Otherwise, you're just spouting a lot of hot air.
but you pass on this challenge:
bobistheowl said:
Write something in this thread that a woman will quote, and say "That's funny" as the reply. Game on.
then you accuse me of doing something you did yourself, for the
first time:
oldguyzer said:
As I figured...deflect the issue. You shoot your mouth off, then when called on it you get defensive. It's OK, you don't need your mommy to get you out of this mess.
My posting history speaks for itself. Try to read some of it without moving your lips.
I did read your posting history, back about 500 posts, from your profile. Almost 45% of them weren't even posts, they were just uncaptioned images uploaded to the 'Sweet Pussy' and 'Big Breasts' erotic photo threads. When you're not fixing posts, porking around with drivel, and heckling me, that seems to be how you fill your time here. You could have put multiple images in a single post, but that would defeat the purpose of artificially elevating both your post count, and your sense of self worth.
Then you lie about your motive:
oldguyzer said:
...It's simply that, for me, anyone who badmouths ladies in this business and treats them as less than the fine women they are deserves to be treated as the jerk that they are.
As if you are some hero, defending the hypothetical fugly women in the 'bust a slump' post. When
Louis XIV was trolling both myself and
Jacklyn7 in the BBW thread, however, you claimed him as an ally, because you believe in the Arab proverb "the enemy of my enemy is my friend". To quote from
Bob Roberts, "What a
Machiavellian poser".
Since then, you've used the same strategy, over and over: provoke, hoping for strong retaliation, so a mod can be your balls, because you knew from that first post I made that you could not compete on equal terms, you had to cheat, and try to have someone else take me out, so your hands would stay dry. When you sense an opportunity, a mod always shows up, and nothing happens. You've cried wolf to many times.
I know exactly what your problem is. You suffer from penis envy, and at your age, it's incurable. You're an old guy with an old mind and money. Your picture is next to "Oppressor" in the Politically Correct handbook, an yet you claim 'victim' status for yourself, because you can't defend your sense of entitlement, without help. You are not strong enough as an individual, so you insinuate yourself into a group in which you don't belong, as if YOU are oppressed, for having too much money. MEN shouldn't behave that way, EVER. Not a man who has a pair, anyway.
Quite frankly, you disgust me, everything about you does. You think that I 'owe you' respect, but you've never offered me any. You'd see that as being weak, and that's one of the reasons you are weak, your sense of entitlement, to more than you deserve.
You are quite possibly the most educated man on this forum, and you've prospered financially, but you possess none of the qualities of a man that money can't buy: Honour, Integrity, Respect from others, which you confuse for deference. You're also the biggest dunce on this forum, for three reasons.
One is your choice of avatar. It's a muppet. I've told you that. In modern 'lingo' muppet means idiot. I've told you that. Why would anyone respect a muppet? I'll give the other two reasons farther down.
You may consider yourself to be formidable, but I don't. This is how I see you:
You're the short guy talking tough, and pointing his finger in my navel, but six feet of toilet paper is stuck to his shoe, and there's been a Kotex pad stuck to the back of his sports coat for a week, and he hasn't noticed yet.
You're the guy who phones the police to report an assault in progress, puts on a pair of glasses, and goes out to pick a fight.
You're the guy who packs an outfit of ladies clothing and a grey wig in his suitcase before going on a cruise liner, in case the ship is sinking, and there aren't enough life boats for everyone.
You're the guy in the safari shorts, with legs the same colour as the skin of a cadaver, wearing black socks, cheap running shoes, and a T-shirt with the slogan "I heart beany babies".
You're a California Raisin.
You're a
Pet'aQ, Kingon for "one who has no honour", but you're not a Klingon. You're a Ferengi Pet'aQ.
You're the guy who fucks with his socks on, because he doesn't want to remove the straps that hold them up, twice in the same day. For your shower, you'd put plastic bags with elastic tops around your feet and shins.
You're
Newman, from
Seinfeld, all old and wrinkled.
You're a fossil, still living in 1974.
You're a
wannabe bully.
You're
Elmer Fudd.
Find another bird to carry you across the river, because I know you're a scorpion.
As for the
specific performance contract, to which we are bound, I would never accept money from your hand. I wouldn't know where it had been. I will, however, allow you to send that money to HUBGFE, on behalf of the Escort who confirms my prowess, for the purpose of prepaying her advertising bill, or you can welch. That part of it is no longer my concern.
So here are the other two reasons why you're the biggest dunce here. Whenever I hand you your ass in response to one of your attacks, you quote my diss, in full, so people who missed it will see it, and people who saw it, will see it again. When a guy gets owned by himself like that in my neighbourhood, he gets a new nickname, for life, and he doesn't chose it himself.
The other reason is even bigger: You just read this entire post, even though I told you in the first sentence that you were already on Ignore, and would have no opportunity to have your reply, if any, displayed on my monitor. And you can't say you didn't do that, without confirming that you did.
What a muppet.
I believe that's checkmate.
The terms of your redemption, and the necessary penance, follow immediately below.
