Festivus - The Airing of the Grievances

[User-E]

I think you should put Bob over your knees and spank his bare bottom!

Once you're done, please come to my room I'm getting tired of the HIPM.

Are you happy Peace, I said the god damn magic word.

I will happily administer corporal punishment to our wayward member.

Will come to your room as soon as I'm done - but what is HIPM? :unknw:

 

[Madman]

but what is HIPM? :unknw:

You will have to ask Papa and OG. OG is having troubles visualizing the HIPM but PAPA attempts it on a daily basis with his pudgy little hand.

 

[papasmerf]

You will have to ask Papa and OG. OG is having troubles visualizing the HIPM but PAPA attempts it on a daily basis with his pudgy little hand.

I have no bloody idea what you are talking about, either.................

 

[User-E]

I have no bloody idea what you are talking about, either.................

Perhaps MM has enjoyed a little too much of the 'the holiday spirit'.

 

[papasmerf]

Perhaps MM has enjoyed a little too much of the 'the holiday spirit'.

I might have used a scoch more nog with the egg than I should have

 

[oldguyzer]

bob - I say this as kindly as possible, but I'm starting to think that you're suffering from some type of personality disorder.

Who does this??

Who joins an online community, then starts dictating what long time members are allowed to do??

What type of person writes detailed public posts about why they don't like people - at Christmas time??

You have seriously disprespected and greatly misunderstood some of the kindest people I've encountered in this industry.

I am very disappointed by your behaviour.

Miss Sarah, as a long-time practitioner, I worked with seom experts in mental health, and can tell you with absolute clinical certainty that he is suffering a personality disorder. Of course, to him, everyone else seems to be doing so, but that's part of the delusional nature. Meds would help, but of course, that means admitting to onseself that you need them, something he won't do.

Of course, there's always the possibility his online nature is nothing at all like his true self, but given the nature of the postings and defensive attitude, as well as a desire to prove he's right and everyone else is wrong, I'd bet against it.

 

[oldguyzer]

I might have used a scotch

Corrected your post to make it a lot more interesting :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

Miss Sarah, as a long-time practitioner, I worked with seom experts in mental health, and can tell you with absolute clinical certainty that he is suffering a personality disorder. Of course, to him, everyone else seems to be doing so, but that's part of the delusional nature. Meds would help, but of course, that means admitting to onseself that you need them, something he won't do.

Of course, there's always the possibility his online nature is nothing at all like his true self, but given the nature of the postings and defensive attitude, as well as a desire to prove he's right and everyone else is wrong, I'd bet against it.

Still he is slowly finding his sense of humor.
I have even chuckled at one of his posts.

 

[oldguyzer]

Still he is slowly finding his sense of humor.
I have even chuckled at one of his posts.

I guess 1 out of 1,000 is not bad.

When I didn't have the little twit on ignore, he actually hit one day (but only one) where he posted something interesting and relevant, not self-centred, and not mean-spirited. Guess it was just one of those days, never to return.

But be careful Papa, he's spending hours building up a long, rambling, self-centered post to insult you and everyone who agrees with you. I mean, the idiot attacked Transient, something I've never seen anyone else do!

 

[Reverse]

Since we are airing our grievance I no longer have an issue with swamp ass but I do have a problem with men not trimming their naughty bits.

Why do men expect us to shave and bleach our bottoms but think it's ok to have matted pubes??

 

[bobistheowl]

....

Thank you, Transient. The Airing of the Grievances is meant to be cathartic.

Not a rebuttal, but a clarification:

My Art Mann .gif restored the green light to his forum post profile, which is what Sarah said she would miss.

I don't make professional .gifs, nor .gifs professionally. I have outdated technology. I do no graphic design at all, other than making fonts, and making monochrome bitmaps to be imported into my 1990's era font editor, which suits my purposes more than some newer font editing apps I have. I have GIMP, but don't use it. MS Paint is enough, for the ways I make my fonts. I'm a creative luddite.

One of my favorite true stories is of a doctor on an airplane, whose medical kit was in the cargo bay. He did open heart 'surgery' on another passenger, using a flight attendant as his nurse, and improvising with whatever instruments he could find in the kitchen area, and using mickey bottles of vodka to sterilize the instruments. He stabilized the man, and kept him alive until the plane landed.

To quote Virgil Sollozzo from The Godfather, with reference to digital art, "You think too much of me, kid. I'm not that clever".

It's good to see you write more than a Tweet. please do so, more often.

 

[oldguyzer]

Since we are airing our grievance I no longer have an issue with swamp ass but I do have a problem with men not trimming their naughty bits.

Why do men expect us to shave and bleach our bottoms but think it's ok to have matted pubes??

Double standards rule! :-Cool/"

 

[papasmerf]

Since we are airing our grievance I no longer have an issue with swamp ass but I do have a problem with men not trimming their naughty bits.

Why do men expect us to shave and bleach our bottoms but think it's ok to have matted pubes??

Fear of anything sharp down there.

Manscaping could be a profitable sideline for some ladies.

 

[oldguyzer]

Fear of anything sharp down there.

Manscaping could be a profitable sideline for some ladies.

Indeed...I had a masseuse who did waxing...interesting mix of pleasure and pain. And yes, she did everything. Waxing and otherwise :-Cool/"

 

[papasmerf]

Indeed...I had a masseuse who did waxing...interesting mix of pleasure and pain. And yes, she did everything. Waxing and otherwise :-Cool/"

Oil changes too??

 

[oldguyzer]

Oil changes too??

Bodily fluids were certainly exchanged and replenished.

 

[papasmerf]

Bodily fluids were certainly exchanged and replenished.

LOL

 

[oldguyzer]

LOL

Should have seen how she handled the dipstick. :biggrin2:

 

[papasmerf]

I guess 1 out of 1,000 is not bad.

When I didn't have the little twit on ignore, he actually hit one day (but only one) where he posted something interesting and relevant, not self-centred, and not mean-spirited. Guess it was just one of those days, never to return.

But be careful Papa, he's spending hours building up a long, rambling, self-centered post to insult you and everyone who agrees with you. I mean, the idiot attacked Transient, something I've never seen anyone else do!

He already does that frequently.

 

[bobistheowl]

@ Sarah:

I did not chose the date of Festivus. That was a Seinfeld writer. Its calendar date, prior to Christmas, is relevant. It allows for festering grudges to be aired prior to Christmas, and perhaps resolved, rather than letting them linger in perpetuity. Thanksgiving is the family gathering, where grudges are kept under the table, like the turnip eating dog.

You have no obligation to adapt to me, but I also have no obligation to adapt to you. The pork room does not speak on behalf of HUBGFE.

We define kindness differently.