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FKK Artemis in Berlin - Day 5 - Our 2017 Road Trip

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We planned our two day stay in Berlin so we would arrive on a Saturday . Our thinking was Artemis would be packed with a lot of Girls on the weekend and indeed it was. We also knew there would be a lot of guys but we didn't know most would be young Turks . Very few locals were there. The bigger problem was the way Artemis served liquor. Up stairs was a large bar area & lounge with couches all around the perimeter and on a 2nd tier level. Off of the lounge was the dining area. Downstairs was a smaller bar area with love seats around the perimeter. Next to the bar area was a sauna , steam room, massage area, & large pool near a relaxation area. The problem was ONLY the upstairs bar served Alcohol so guess were most of the Guys were and therefore were the girls hung out ? Also it seemed everyone but us smoked liked chimneys in that club. Our eyes were burning from the smoke so bad that we spent a lot of time down stairs. Occasionally a Girl or two on the prowl would wander down to try to pick up someone but they were not the best of the offering that night.

When we 1st arrived Wazz wasted no time seeing Tatianna while Skip & I sat up on the tiered level watching the Girls. A girl from Palestine approached Skip and after some convo they headed off. I walked around and talked to a number of girls. A few times as I was sitting on a couch girls would come up and sit on my lap to entice me to see them. These Girls were the prowlers who were more aggressive as they were not as hot as some of the more popular girls . After Wazz & Skip returned from their showers we headed downstairs to get out of the smoke. We grabbed quick naps on the Love seats and then I headed upstairs again.

I talked to sweet blonde at the bar ( Forgot her Name) for a while and put her on my maybe list. She had maybe a 7 body but she had that GND look . As I wandered around I ran into Wazz's Tatianna who is very outgoing & kinda on the wild side. We talked & joked around & she reminded me of Louella from World so we headed off to a room.

Tatianna was in early 30's and she knew what she was doing. She started with a great BBBJ with plenty of suction. I reached down to rub her pussy but when I tried a digit she pulled back telling me no. Decided it was time to get her in the mood so I did some Daty which did the trick. As I licked her pussy Tatianna was soon moaning and rubbing her clit on my tongue. Let her have some fun then I had her suck my dick some more before putting on the rubber. Tatianna sat on my dick but I wanted to control the action so I had her turn for Doggy. When she started pushing back I grabbed hold of her hips and pulled her ass into me hard and fast. I don't know which was louder ... her moaning or the slapping of soft ass against me as I pounded her pussy. Switched to Mish next with Tatianna wrapping her arms around me as I went at her. When I finally popped Tatianna looked up at me and asked if I was on Viagara. I asked why she wanted to know. She replied that most old guys get get off after a few minutes but I fucked her like young Guy. I told her it usually takes me a while to get there . ( Didn't tell her banging so many Girls lately was also taking a toll on me). Tatianna then asked if I was Married . I told her I was divorced & then I added because I wanted to bang hot women like her. Tatianna laughed and said " you think when I get old I still want to Fuck all the time like this?" We headed my locker to pay her & then to the showers.

I wandered around and as I walked into the upstairs bar area I was approached by the head of Security. He asked if I drove a Range Rover. I told him yes & he said the lights were on. I went & turned them off. The only way he could have known I was the driver was by reviewing the security footage from the many security cameras around the place.

Later after eating I relaxed downstairs & took a sauna & swim before going back on the hunt. I wandered around looking for the GND girl I talked to earlier . When I found her she was at the back of the bar talking to guy standing next to her. I sat down on an couch located about six feet behind them to wait . A few minutes later the GND & Guy came over & sat next to me . After some convo they left together. As I waited for her return a few prowlers came by to sit on my lap but I brushed them telling them I was waiting for someone. After a while Wazz showed up & joined me. He told me Skip was still downstairs. As we waited one of the prowlers that I blew off earlier came over & sat on Wazz's lap. A few minutes later Wazz left with " Lap Girl" in hand. GND never returned!

I walked around the lounge area and ran into a sexy Thai girl named Penny. Always wanted to try Thai and she was Hot so stuck a deal & headed off. The deal was BBBJ , Daty, CFS for 50E for 1/2hr. After getting undressed and on the bed Penny & I were facing side by side massaging each other when I leaned over to give her a light kiss. Penny informed me that if I wanted the "GFE" package it would be 100E for the 1/2hr. I declined and told her to start sucking my Dick. She did a nice BBBJ and sucked my nuts every once in a while. Decided it was time to taste her Lotus petal with her dark meaty lips opening to reveal a bright pink interior. Tasted as good as it looked too! Penny has a large natural rack on her so after the cover I had her start with CG so I could on play with those beauties. Wasn't long before her hard eraser tips popped out so I leaned up to nibble on them , which got her moaning. Penny then pulled her legs to my side and began Asian CG. I looked down to watch her Pussy engulf my Dick as squatted up & down on me. Let her pop then switched to Doggy & soon got her moaning again. Tried some scissor action before finished in Mish. Since she was my 2nd girl that night it took me quite a while to pop but her warm clinging pussy did the trick.As we were dressing she said something about being surprised that I lasted long enough for her to cum too. I told Penny that it was her Hot body that kept me going . It got me a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

Wazz ended up seeing a girl named Sonia also but I'm not sure if it was before or after " Lap Girl"?

At FKK Artemis you pay an 80 euro entry fee and standard 1/2hr BBBJ & CFS is 50E . I always ask up front if 69 is included in the standard fee so as not to get trapped in an upsell once in the room. Most girls didn't understand what DATY was so I just say 69 which they all knew. I am recommending the Girls but advise against visiting Artemis on a busy weekend.

We also stayed in Berlin Sunday but decided against going back to Artemis mainly because of the smoke. Another reason I passed on the Artemis was I needed a break if I wanted to have any chance of success when we got back to Frankfurt on Monday. We spent Sunday doing the tourist thing around Berlin. Only a minor mishap when some backseat driver insisted I drive down a certain area because he saw an empty parking spot down the street. The area happened to be the road in front of the Brandenburg Gate. I'm surprised the cops standing all around didn't stop us as the tourists scrambled to get out of our way as we drove through the large crowds of them. With the big black Range Rover maybe they thought we were some sort of VIPS or something?
 
Awesome, I felt I was right there with Wazz and Skip looking for ladies while reading your review!
 
At FKK
Artemis you pay an 80 euro entry fee and standard 1/2hr BBBJ
& CFS
is 50E

I thought that the rate was 60E per 1/2 hour? That was the going rate when I was last there.

Good to hear Artemis is back in action after it got raided last year for tax evasion.

Easily 100+ girls there on a weekend night. If anyone goes on a weekend, go early like 3pm. You can have your pick of girls until 10pm then bail when it gets crowded.

I liked standing at the round staircase. You can scope out the talent in good lighting. As the girls wear 6 inch heels, it's funny seeing them go down the round staircase as they hang on to the banister and basically walk slowly down the stairs at a downward angle so as not to fall.

I don't do duos, but this is the place where I had a session with identical german twins. They were saving up for an Audi A4.
 
I thought that the rate was 60E per 1/2 hour? That was the going rate when I was last there.

Good to hear Artemis is back in action after it got raided last year for tax evasion.

Easily 100+ girls there on a weekend night. If anyone goes on a weekend, go early like 3pm. You can have your pick of girls until 10pm then bail when it gets crowded.

I liked standing at the round staircase. You can scope out the talent in good lighting. As the girls wear 6 inch heels, it's funny seeing them go down the round staircase as they hang on to the banister and basically walk slowly down the stairs at a downward angle so as not to fall.

I don't do duos, but this is the place where I had a session with identical german twins. They were saving up for an Audi A4.

They were only charging 50E when we were there. I was hoping to see some German girls but almost all were Romanians.
 
A sincere thanks for your latest reviews John Holmes :-Cool/"
 
Thanks for the intel! I've been out of hobbying for a while, but I'm off to Berlin this week, so I'll have to give Artemis a try.
My only other German FKK experience was the Palace in Frankfurt a few years ago, which was amazing - so the bar is high! :)
 
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