Since when do Boy Scouts sell cookies? I thought they sold apples, or that might be some other thing, like air cadets.
I buy multiple boxes of Girl Guide cookies, if I see someone selling them, especially the mint chocolate ones. Put those in the freezer, they taste better, if they've been in at least 24 hours, but don''t freeze the chocolate or vanilla ones, with the cream center.
I was never a Cub Scout, or a Boy Scout. Our family had a summer cottage, so I didn't need to join an organization, to do outdoor stuff. I also didn't want to wear a Hitler Youth type uniform, or a beany cap, like some of the kids at school.
The only time I wore a uniform, other than in gym class in school, was when I played Atom B hockey for a couple of years, when I was 8 and 9. I gave that up, because my feet were growing too fast, and I needed new skates every year, after only playing about 12 games with the previous pair. I didn't like organized hockey enough to want to keep playing.
I only ever played on outdoor rinks, and my mom made me wear a toque hat under my helmet. It kept slipping down into my eyes, and it was hard to push the hat up, with the thumb of a hockey glove. It was freezing when you played an outdoor night game in Quebec in January, especially if you wore one fewer pairs of socks, because the skates weren't big weren't big enough anymore. I played goalie for a couple of games, but they didn't have a goalie mask for me, so I had to use a baseball catcher's mask instead, and it's not meant for hockey.
I also didn't like getting penalized for clean body checks, of a guy who had the puck. Those guys could skate around me, if they didn't have to worry about contact, and they could look at the puck, instead of keeping their head up. When you got penalized, not for the hit, but because the guy who was hit started to cry, it was time to play ball hockey instead, where kids who cried didn't get asked to play again.
Why even play hockey, without contact, unless you're a girl? That's why they have figure skating, for guys who skate well, but only by themselves. Those guys cry, even if no one checks them, even as adults. They don't even need to be hurt; they cry when they're proud of themselves, but still want sympathy. What a bunch of pussies.
I just played 'pickup' sports after that, unorganized, kids sports, that were just for fun, until knee injuries curtailed my hops. In baseball and football, I had an accurate throwing arm, but not for any great distance. I could always get left handed batters out, playing baseball, but right handed batters usually hit my pitches a long way.
OK, so here's an on topic joke: A business man comes home, and sees that his kid has a lot of merit badges on his Boy Scout uniform. The father says "I'm impressed, son, by all those badges you've earned. The dad points to one badge, and says "What did you do, to earn this one?". And the kid says "Hiking." The father points to another badge and says "How about this one, what did you do to get that?", and the kid says "Hiking'". So the dad says "Why do you have all those different badges, if you only go hiking?", and the kid says "Whenever you're away on business, the Scoutmaster comes to visit mommy, and he takes a badge out of his pocket, hands it to me, and say's 'Here, kid, go take a hike.'.
That's truly a joke, but it didn't happen to me, because I wasn't in the Scouts.