"Gong Show", and "breakup" lol

[Hector17]

So, my annual trip saw me back in Mexico, and I wasted no time in connecting with "Yessica" who I have been seeing for 4 years, including the odd Moneygram sent in my absence. Met for drinks, and then off to the local "Fuck Motel" complete with hot tub, stripper pole, heart shaped beds, and plasma TV w PORN on . We had a blast, and I'd've put the session up for any "best of Hector' films, if there were such a thing. So good, we thought let's go tomorrow. Decided, to make it a group thing with my other buddies and their 2 "chiquitas", for dinner in "The Malecon", some dancing after @ "Banditos" , and back to our hotel @ 11'ish for the main event. Started fine, "Yessy" had a coke and we split a shrimp dish...everyone was happy..I could tell though that "Yessy" was not impressed with "Robs" chick, "Rocia". Then I noticed "Yessy" had started into some hard liquor drink, which I only found out was JACK DANIELS when I had to pay a 984 peso bill for a meal and a coke???? Over 400 pesos for the JD....Oh oh....We went to the bar and I could see everyone was getting under the influence, but fun was being had...open air, dancing, laughter etc, but I needed us to stick to our plan or I could see there could be a problem. Getting 5 inebriated people under control can be like herding cats in the rain. Anyway, "Rocia" then announces her BULLSHIT declaration that it's her BIRTHDAY ....YAAAAAaaayyy...and we should all put on our big boy party pants ....I knew it was bullshit, and finally at about 11, I told my other buddy to get the bill...we needed to get out and return to party at the hotel...we had beer, wine etc there ready. The girls wanted to go to another LOCAL bar in the town, and I said NO....well...the problem started as Rob decided he wanted to kiss Rocias' ass, and pander to this bullshit birthday thing, and basically got rude with me..."we dont need you"..."take off"..."we'll get a cab" blah blah...."BROS BEFORE HOs?"...I think not...Anyway, the other guy decided to outnumber me with a soft declaration that they would just go to the bar for an hour...I said NO...I could see things spiralling out of control as "Yessy" was still piling in the JD. Anyway "Yessy" wanted to go to the other bar too, and I just dropped them off...she pleaded she'd be there in "una hora guapo", and was pouring on the kisses. I went back to the hotel, and sure enough they returned to the hotel about 2 hours later...without "Yessy"...She had got in a full out brawl, ...punching and hair pulling with Rocia at the other bar. My night was over, but the other 2 had their gals there that night and well into the next day at the hotel...breakfast and pool, and I was getting texts from a desperate "Yessy" of her apologies and pleas to come and get her...I didn't.


"Dont cry for me Argentina"...I dusted myself off, and went back to town the next night and found a new, smokin' hot, young chiquita named Karina, who was an excellent piece of ass, and we were all over the room...standing, up, on the bed, doggy, mish, cg...the whole show...no kissing tho. A great fuck...measurable on my richter scale....so much so I had to go back a couple of nights later to get her again, and it was also great! Kissing was on the second time. She actually put herself into an asthma attack while riding CG...a fuckin freaktoid...she was going so fast...anyway she caught her breath and I finished up just fine....all was not lost.

Turns out Rob was with Rocia 3 times...only to fail in the BONER dept???? WTF??...3 times?? He was blown away by Karinas' looks, and I even told him he could have her but he was gun shy lol...or broke maybe hahaha

All around...a great trip...but alas "yessy" and I are broken up :-(

 

[blackram]

Oh shit! :Thatwas-bad:

But congratulations on bouncing back with Karina! :good:

 

[Skinflute]

Drunk friends are bad new but you still had a better time than I did during my European holiday with my SO

 

[HUBGFEsup]

Wild times! A story for the grandchildren one day perhaps. :rofl!:

Jason I've known you to accidentally replace the J key with the Y key on occasion. Yasmin, Yessica, Yason. :biggrin2:

 

[slurp]

Hector gets laid in more countries than most people get to visit! He's da man!

 

[HUBGFEsup]

AmbASSador of getting ASS, apparently!