Has This Ever Happened to You? What to do....?

[demien3k5]

Have you ever gotten down to the 'nitty gritty' with a woman you found incredibly attractive and desirable only to find that when her clothes were off her genital areas were really really unattractive to the point of being completely off-putting? (Same goes for girls vs. guys with nasty, mangled dicks)

Now I don't mean hygienically off. I mean physically unattractive to the eye. Front door looks like a Viking attack has taken place, back door looks like an O-ring from the space shuttle finally succumbed to extreme pressures and suffered catastrophic failure. Just really aesthetically unappealing.

What to do? What to say? Hmmmmmm

 

[papasmerf]

Have you ever gotten down to the 'nitty gritty' with a woman you found incredibly attractive and desirable only to find that when her clothes were off her genital areas were really really unattractive to the point of being completely off-putting? (Same goes for girls vs. guys with nasty, mangled dicks)

Now I don't mean hygienically off. I mean physically unattractive to the eye. Front door looks like a Viking attack has taken place, back door looks like an O-ring from the space shuttle finally succumbed to extreme pressures and suffered catastrophic failure. Just really aesthetically unappealing.

What to do? What to say? Hmmmmmm

Mom is that you?

 

[demien3k5]

Who knew your mom was a dyke? Good for you!

 

[papasmerf]

Who knew your mom was a dyke? Good for you!

Didn't know you were a woman.

 

[demien3k5]

I think you need to go back and read the original post. or sober up. or both.

 

[What A Wookie]

No. They are all beautiful and unique snowflakes.

 

[demien3k5]

No. They are all beautiful and unique snowflakes.

Nice. :LMAO:

 

[Leo]

Yes but I survived.

 

[ReservoirDog]

No never, i am not worthy :-Cool/"

 

[demien3k5]

Yes but I survived.

But is simply surviving the experience considered an acceptable loss? Like winning the battle, but in essence, still losing the war? Shouldn't we have a strategy for negotiated peace instead so no one is injured unnecessarily?

 

[nntsci]

Never had that experience.
Personally I'm only concerned about how it feels; not how it looks.

 

[Guido]

What to do? What to say? Hmmmmmm

Niltch and nada, niente. Just move on and not worth hurting anyone's feelings.

 

[Vulne]

With so many out there. Why would you bother?. Just move on to the next one.

 

[LadyJacklyn]

What would be the point of saying something? I don't imagine there is anything she/he could do about their bits so you'd just be giving them a potential complex for what reason? If it is too big a problem for you, simply move on.

 

[Madman]

What would be the point of saying something? I don't imagine there is anything she/he could do about their bits so you'd just be giving them a potential complex for what reason? If it is too big a problem for you, simply move on.

I agree with LJ.

Mine looks like a sledgehammer so yes I've seen the shocked look.

WHAT YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME??:SayWhat?:

 

[demien3k5]

Niltch and nada, niente. Just move on and not worth hurting anyone's feelings.

So this is exactly my point...do you continue with your session, pay the fee and do the deed even though you are wicked turned off, or do you politely excuse yourself and dodge out?

 

[Mariner]

Are you sure it was a woman?

 

[Guest]

So this is exactly my point...do you continue with your session, pay the fee and do the deed even though you are wicked turned off, or do you politely excuse yourself and dodge out?

depends on your moral compass i guess, knew some girls who had guys come to the door and say "sorry you aren't what i expected, here's $40 for the trouble" and broke down crying or were happy they got 40 bucks lol

if you tell her "your cooch looks weird" she will think about it every time she takes her pants off so don't do it!! goes for face, body.. any slight comment can tip off self-consciousness in a second. i guarantee you this girl knows already lol but labiaplasty and cosmetic penile surgery isn't usually a priority

 

[demien3k5]

depends on your moral compass i guess, knew some girls who had guys come to the door and say "sorry you aren't what i expected, here's $40 for the trouble" and broke down crying or were happy they got 40 bucks lol

if you tell her "your cooch looks weird" she will think about it every time she takes her pants off so don't do it!! goes for face, body.. any slight comment can tip off self-consciousness in a second. i guarantee you this girl knows already lol but labiaplasty and cosmetic penile surgery isn't usually a priority

I understand and would never deliberately do or say anything that could be hurtful in nature. I suspect it would be tricky, but a last second wonky excuse would probably be the best course of action to excuse yourself and bolt at light speed while leaving a fair cancellation fee on the side table.

 

[Analme]

I suspect it would be tricky, but a last second wonky excuse would probably be the best course of action to excuse yourself and bolt at light speed while leaving a fair cancellation fee on the side table.

It's probably you're best gentlemanly bet and to not leave the lady feeling awful about herself.