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Abstaining from drinking alcohol tends to increase one’s risk of dying and moderate drinking is associated with the lowest mortality rates in research on alcohol use, a new study suggests.
The study, published in the journal , can’t explain why abstainers’ mortality rates are higher than those of heavy drinkers, but some suggestions below.
Still, when all variables are controlled, the findings of the study — done by a six-member team led by psychologist Charles Holahan of the University of Texas — are still the same, Time reports
- Those who abstain from drinking tend to be in a lower socioeconomic class because drinking can be expensive, especially in social settings such as pubs and bars. People who don’t have a lot of disposable income are generally thought to have more stressors in life, which leads to stress-related illnesses. Quality of life may also be lacking, so they may not be able to afford the healthiest food or the best health care.
- Moderate drinking, defined as one to three drinks per night, could lead to prolonged life, especially if the drink of choice is red wine, which has be thought to improve heart health and circulation. A few drinks also improves sociability. Sociability could help health because people who are isolated don’t have as many people around to step in or notice when drinking gets out of hand. Being social is vital for maintaining mental and physical health. People who aren’t social have a greater risk of depression, Time says.
- Alcoholics Anonymous has a theory that many people in their groups who currently abstain from drinking used to be hard-core alcoholics who have already incurred health problems associated from their previous drinking.
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