Here is another. "The excuse game"

[Wise Guy]

Can't find a pig.

Where is the exit

 

[Ang]

Up the wall and through that tiny little crack in the ceiling

Can you please call me a cab?

 

[Transient]

You're a cab!

Help me get my running shoes on so I can work out.

 

[Ang]

You shouldn't work out, it's bad for you.....eat a big bag of chips instead!

I need a drink, who's buying?

 

[peace]

Bazerko and Ida.

I am hungry. SHould I order in or cook?

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Skip a meal you are to fat anyways.

Should I go to bed early.

 

[peace]

no. You watch your favourite movie.
SHould I go to work tomorrow?

 

[Oilcan]

No stay home, who needs to pay rent anyway.

Should I take the afternoon off from work?.

 

[Ang]

No take the whole week off, then quit your job

Should I go get a coffee at Tim's?

 

[Boing]

Do, daty your wife first.

Should I stay in town for the long weekend?.

 

[Wise Guy]

Yes and pig out all day.

Should I wank one right now?.

 

[peace]

you should actually shove your index finger up your butt.
SHould I seduce this woman from my work?

 

[Stan Lee]

No, seduce your male co-worker.

Should I cheer for the Ottawa Senators?.

 

[peace]

of course. While you are cheering for them, don't forget to check out their prostates to ensure they are healthy.
SHould I watch the NHL playoffs?

 

[Beef Jerky]

Excuse me.

 

[Tooler]

Pass.

When is Hockey starting?.

 

[SQUISH]

Who cares.

When does the NBA starts?.