Here is another. "The excuse game"

[papasmerf]

a broken one minus the hard drive

can you weld together a new smoker for me??

 

[Ang]

No it's to clod out today
Can someone bring me some lunch?

 

[papasmerf]

it is past noon


Can you please get so wine for diner??

 

[Ang]

It's not dinner time yet, I just had lunch!
Can someone please scratch my back

 

[papasmerf]

what? Do I look like a cat??

Do you have any 4's??

 

[peace]

what? do I look like Donald Trump?
Can you get me an executive position?

 

[zorro]

No, Donald has better hair

can someone please come scratch my back

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

No, use your sword you lazy bastard.

Can someone tell me the meaning of life.

 

[Analme]

You live, pay taxes and die. That's it you have now been taught all you need to know grasshopper!

Can someone pick me up so I can drink a Baz's wing ding.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

No it's a little out of my jurisdiction.

Can someone tell me why McGuinty is still around

 

[peace]

He is around because the other options are not suitable to lead this province.
Can someone ask Ford to get us subways everywhere in Toronto?

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

No he might sit on me and squish me.

Can someone have a SP sing me a lullaby

 

[peace]

Sorry I am broke.
Can someone hire a female Asian spinner to my house/

 

[papasmerf]

make your own thread

Would someone get me 11 pounds of bacon?

 

[peace]

Get it yourself. DOnt be so lazy.
Can someone hire a contractor for me?

 

[papasmerf]

no, because I qualify

would you like a new deck

 

[peace]

No I have one already.
Can you fix my bathroom?

 

[papasmerf]

who would want to


Bring me a BLT

 

[peace]

Sorry I ran out of lettuce.
Can you replace my bedroom windows?

 

[Madman]

No, but I can put bars up to keep you in!


WOuld someone please find me a good hit man