Here is another. "The excuse game"

God · Mar 27, 2012

No but can get you a hit woman.

Can someone teach me how to ride a plane?.

papasmerf · Mar 27, 2012

only if you let me turn on the blades

would someone get us a planner/joiner??

peace · Mar 27, 2012

Let me ask Brent.
Can someone turn up the heat?

Maurice Boscorelli · Mar 28, 2012

If you don't like it then get out of the kitchen.

Where's the cabana girl with my massage?

papasmerf · Mar 28, 2012

I will send her over when she is done with Guido

hold my gum?

Rest_IN_Sex · Mar 28, 2012

Sorry too busy now.

Can someone donate to the red cross?.

papasmerf · Mar 28, 2012

nope
do you have any Queens?

Maurice Boscorelli · Mar 28, 2012

No go fish.

Can someone slip my date a micky?

papasmerf · Mar 28, 2012

no but have a Steamboat Willie

is Minnie fucking Goofy?

peace · Mar 28, 2012

no as she isnt into beastality.
Can someone rescue goofy from papasmerf's home?

papasmerf · Mar 28, 2012

Goofy is fine where he is
After all he has Minnie

Can some please give Peace a chance?

Ang · Mar 28, 2012

Sorry only one chance in life

Can someone else make Papa a steak he said I burn them

Wise Guy · Mar 30, 2012

Sorry he is MIA.

Can I borrow your wife for a day?.

Ang · Mar 30, 2012

Yes if you can find her

Can I borrow someone's shovel....I just put mine away yesterday!

peace · Mar 30, 2012

I put mine away too. sorry.

Can someone make me dinner tonight?

ShowmeThemoney · Mar 31, 2012

Sorry can't cook.

Can I stay over your place tonight?.

DannyDeVito · Mar 31, 2012

Sorry only women allowed.

Can I pick on any member here?.

Ang · Mar 31, 2012

Sure, there's many to pick on

Can I have a snack?

Maurice Boscorelli · Apr 1, 2012

Now do you really need one.

Can someone lift my spirits

papasmerf · Apr 1, 2012

pick up your own bottle

would you make some bacon?