Hiya all. What's cooking?

[Lobby]

Where do all the women hang out ;/Waving://

Went to the chat room but I felt so lonely.

 

[papasmerf]

Salmon tonite

But Chilli tomorrow

 

[Transient]

Fixin' to grill some steaks tonight. How many should I throw on?

Welcome to the Lobby, Lobby.

 

[Lobby]

When did this become a food thread :unknw: :shout: I like the smilies Funky & Music

This should be a thread about cooking with sexy babes /-Thumbs-up::/

Thank you Transient.

 

[papasmerf]

Fixin' to grill some steaks tonight. How many should I throw on?

Welcome to the Lobby, Lobby.

If you grill them, they will come

oh and Lobby, food is sex but sex is not always food

 

[Lobby]

If you grill them, they will come

oh and Lobby, food is sex but sex is not always food

You got me there but have you ever eaten whip cream from a vagina?.

 

[Transient]

If you grill them, they will come...

I have yet to achieve that response with my cooking...but it would make for an interesting dinner!

 

[Wise Guy]

I just found out that they boil lobsters alive :SayWhat?:

 

[papasmerf]

I just found out that they boil lobsters alive :SayWhat?:

no

you boil them dead.

they just happen to be alive when you begin.

 

[papasmerf]

You got me there but have you ever eaten whip cream from a vagina?.

who has not done that.

 

[Transient]

who has not done that.

If they were smart, someone who is lactose intolerant.

 

[BEER]

If they were smart, someone who is lactose intolerant.

:LMAO: Damn-Not too smart

Welcome lobby to the lobby.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Welcome Lobby, now when's dinner Transient? I'm starved!!

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

I have yet to achieve that response with my cooking...but it would make for an interesting dinner!

Cherries and blueberries often feel like an orgy in my mouth

I must add, the only orgies I can relate to have been with multiple women, no men.

Welcome to HUBGFE, Lobby!

 

[peace]

Oh boy AMY! :biggrin2: Welcome LObby.

 

[Art Mann]

Cherries and blueberries often feel like an orgy in my mouth

Bet I'm not the only guy trying to figure out how to wrap my penis in cherries and blueberries. Would it be OK, Miss Amy, if I just bring them as a side order? Or a dessert treat?

 

[HOF]

Ok, welcome Lobby.

On the menu for Sunday, August 5, 2012.

Breakfast: 8 ounce prime rib with scrabbled eggs, topped with mushroom and onions, 2 pieces of rye toast and light raspberry jam.
1/2 a cantaloupe-cored with banana, blue, rasp and straw-berries blended into the core (this is everyday for health purposes)

Lunch: Some type of salad green, coleslaw, pasta with tuna mixed in.
Afternoon snack: tuna sandwich, lightly scraped with becel margarine, a piece of lettuce, tomato and either pickle or cucumber. Daily.
Dinner: Well tonight! It's STEAK bbq. 1/2 of a baked potato-cored with mush, onions and light margarine inside. There will be corn-on-the-cob, lightly scraped with margarine and salt (I know but it's corn-on-the-cob), broccoli, cauliflower, carrots.

Dessert: The cantaloupe with banana & berries or later as a snack

It's probable that I will have 1/2 cans of coca-cola.
It's possible that I will have 1/2 light beers (not a daily thing) and I really only drink during the Summer or social.
It's definite that I will drink 1.5-2 litres of water
It's definite that I will eat 3 prunes throughout the day.

Moral of the cooking story is that my habits have been really good for about 16 years which is the same length of time that I've been divorced and although I have a few vices, I eat well, exercise regularly uup to 3 miles daily walking, down to 168, 160 is the goal.

I am a vigorous 'fugger of other people's property' just ask bazerko's wife; she loves it in the poop shute, but when I get down to 160, I'll be a lean, mean, furious 'fuggin' machine' just ask bazerko's wife (Ida-Ho) She's been helpin' me get into shape with all the ass-blastin', pussy-pumpin' and face-fuggin! I'll be headin' back to Brazil to find that fugger and drill my thumb into his other eye. Or, possibly, I'll drill bazerko's eyes while I'm ASS-assinatin' his Mrs. well used cornhole for my pleasure.

When I'm done! I'll look at both of them and say to bazerko, "What did the five fingers say to the face?"

​

 

[HOF]

Then, I'll say this to his Mrs. Ida-Ho

Look, Bitch, I'm Rick James!​

 

[Knight Rider]

For dinner, I am slow-cooking (7 hrs) a beef roast in my crockpot, with onions, garlic, carrots and baby potatoes for several friends of mine. On the side, I will make a salad and some jasmin rice to go along with it.

 

[papasmerf]

For dinner, I am slow-cooking (7 hrs) a beef roast in my crockpot, with onions, garlic, carrots and baby potatoes for several friends of mine. On the side, I will make a salad and some jasmin rice to go along with it.

Sounds like a great meal

Have you ever roasted pasnips with the meat?

will cook a lot like a patato but adds much more flavor to to gravey as they cook down.