How Do You Please Yourself

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Write how you go about giving yourself pleasure...

Hand Jobs for the guys.....

Fingering for the Ladies.....

Make it sexual, funny, or in place you really should not have done
it....

High Class Restaurant I was a bit drunk, I was flush, I just needed to
cum in a quiet moment.......Dinner was nice....:blush2:

 

[papasmerf]

 

[papasmerf]

 

[oldguyzer]

 

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Both of you need to see an escort.......:wink2:

 

[papasmerf]

Both of you need to see an escort.......:wink2:

Ford stopped making them years ago.

 

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Ford stopped making them years ago.

How about a Mini.....?

 

[papasmerf]

How about a Mini.....?

a Cooper is a barrel maker

So a small barrel maker would be useful to make barrels for tiny monkeys

 

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a Cooper is a barrel maker

So a small barrel maker would be useful to make barrels for tiny monkeys

Well I thought Cardinal like Mini.....Troop is into any pussy......

Robin is the monkey person......

Don't you poke it at times.......

 

[papasmerf]

Well I thought Cardinal like Mini.....Troop is into any pussy......

Robin is the monkey person......

Don't you poke it at times.......

a gentleman never kisses and tells, brags or complains.

 

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a gentleman never kisses and tells, brags or complains.

Where is the gentleman.....:wink2:

Women always tell......:rofl!:

Is Troops and Madman Related in some way.....

 

[oldguyzer]

Is Troops and Madman Related in some way.....

Dopplegangers

 

[Madman]

 

[oldguyzer]

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090101220947AAIWP7Y

 

[Madman]

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090101220947AAIWP7Y

MODS OG JUST OUTED ME!!!:grrrrrr::biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

 

[Madman]

Great, now you're going to get SillyG all hot and bothered!

 

[oldguyzer]

 

[Madman]

Another great way to please yourself is to rub one off with your left hand. I love it it, my left hand tells my right hand to step aside and then lovingly grabs little crusty and within seconds it's all over.:blush2:

 

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As long as MM is not doing Tim Bits I can still eat them...

He has turned me off pie forever...:Crying2: