How do you wipe after taking a dump.

[Candyman]

Seriously just curious.

Do you stay seated or do you lean forward a tad?

Do you fold the toilet paper in half and reuse it or do you use a new one?

Do you look at the toilet paper after you wipe?

Do you throw it in the toilet or garbage can?

 

[Madman]

You are one sick kid but since you ask I only use these

 

[papasmerf]

quite well
but hey thanks for asking

 

[BEER]

Your mother always wipes it for me.

 

[Madman]

The worse is when you're pulling toilet paper clumps out!

 

[papasmerf]

The worse is when you're pulling toilet paper clumps out!

you know way too much about Beer

 

[BEER]

you know way too much about Beer

Getting jealous there old man :-$

 

[papasmerf]

Getting jealous there old man :-$

worried

but madman is locked in his closet for now

 

[BEER]

worried

but madman is locked in his closet for now

Maybe he is looking at his brown one before he flips it over.

 

[papasmerf]

could be that is why he is the madman

 

[BEER]

could be that is why he is the madman

You guessed it. He was left with no hair.

 

[Melanie]

You guys are hilarious, a little nuts but so funny.

 

[Madman]

Sticking with the topic, does anyone spray cologne on their ass?

 

[papasmerf]

Sticking with the topic, does anyone spray cologne on their ass?

My bet is you will be sniffing members asses to check

Another reason the call you Madman?

 

[Art Mann]

Not that I'm aware of ... but some folks do light flames on their ass:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

The Bidet = Civilization

 

[Madman]

My bet is you will be sniffing members asses to check

Another reason the call you Madman?

Only the ladies! I enjoy lady farts!:shocking:

 

[papasmerf]

Only the ladies! I enjoy lady farts!:shocking:

Friend of yours????

 

[Madman]

I should be more specific. Only beautiful lady farts

 

[peace]

yet nooone has answered Candyman's questions. Come on people! FOCUS! :biggrin: