How do you wipe after taking a dump.

[Madman]

You are one sick kid but since you ask I only use these

I did Peace but then Papasmerf hi-jacked the thread again from within his closet.

 

[peace]

but Candyman asked....do you wipe it while sitting or standing....
ps. Let's papasmerfy struggle with his closet issues.

 

[Pullmyfinger]

Do you ever look down just to see how long it was :YMDEVIL:

 

[peace]

I always do. :biggrin:

 

[Goodfella]

I always do. :biggrin:

When it splashes all over your butt do you bother taking a shower or just clean it with the toilet paper :blush:

 

[Madman]

You ever had one that was so long it wouldn't flush without cutting it in two.

FUCK candyman look what you started?

 

[peace]

well of course...anything to make Reverse happy, I take a shower.
Ps. Have you ever taken a long major dump and marveled at it especially when it looks like a mountain.

 

[papasmerf]

You ever had one that was so long it wouldn't flush without cutting it in two.

FUCK candyman look what you started?

nothing beats when you have enough pressure built up that it splashes on the ceiling.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

My bowels are in fine form. Every poop I take ends up looking like a DQ cone - without the actual cone.
I even put the curly on top.

 

[peace]

impressive...

 

[papasmerf]

impressive...

all you need is a good diet and wait a bit to let loose the dogs of hell

 

[Jesus Quintana]

all you need is a good diet and wait a bit to let loose the dogs of hell

YES! All my poops are accompanied with me yelling out "CRY HAVOC! AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF POOP!"

 

[Madman]

My bowels are in fine form. Every poop I take ends up looking like a DQ cone - without the actual cone.
I even put the curly on top.

Thank you so much for the detailed report!:shocking: NOW, you've ruined my Dairy Queen craving!

 

[peace]

I love DQ....the real thing...not Quintana's

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Thank you so much for the detailed report!:shocking: NOW, you've ruined my Dairy Queen craving!

You're welcome.
I'm having an all chocolate banana split right now.
3 - COUNT THEM 3! mounds of Icemilk!
3 DQ curlies!!!!

 

[Madman]

Y
3 DQ curlies!!!!

At least they are not Quintana curlies:shocking:

 

[ida]

Oh my God! I cannot believe you people and the topics you all discuss.

Candyman GROW UP and stop encouraging this lunacy!

 

[peace]

You can't be tooo sure....

 

[Legend]

since no one piped in, I basically try and give myself an enema when wiping :bs:

 

[-b]

Ass wiping......good topic Candyman........:rofl1:
Well we know the ones who don't wipe to Reverse expectations are not posting....
What we need is a Lesson in Wiping Ones Butt.....Reverse should write the manual....
Well all of the escorts......:na: