How Much Does Jessica Love Me? Let Me Count The Ways...

[demien3k5]

Jessica has recently posted about her deep deep deep deep deep deep deep admiration and affection for me. How deep does that love run you ask? Well....

She loves me like an African loves ebola…
She loves me like a vagina loves bikini wax…
She loves me like a fat man loves salad…
She loves me like Trump loves Kim J-IL…
She loves me like a lender loves a bankruptcy…
She loves me like a homeless man loves shelter rules…
She loves me like Papa loves Hillary…
She loves me like Cristy loves me (although not as much)…
She loves me like BLM loves cops…
She loves me like a hooker loves a cheesy foreskin…
She loves me like your girlfriend loves your ex-wife…
She loves me like Kathleen loves Doug…
She loves me like a black man loves the KKK…
She loves me like a gunshot victim loves the NRA…
She loves me like ISIS loves infidels…
She loves me like Seal Team 6 loved Osama…
She loves me like Martha Stewart loves a mess…
She loves me like a skinny chick loves anal…
She loves me like the pope loves gay marriage…
She loves me like Taylor Swift loves Kanye West…
She loves me like Gollum loved Bilbo…
She loves me like a housewife loves dead batteries in her vibrator…
She loves me like Mirage loves a no show…
She loves me like a jogger loves sand in their ass crack…
She loves me like Bernardo loves prison…
She loves me like Putin loves democracy…
She loves me like pooners love ‘bait n switch’…
She loves me like Raiden loves pubic hair on the soap bar…
She loves me like an Asian kid loves an F in math…
She loves me like Dr. Phil loves the ‘Cash Me Outside’ chick…
She loves me like CA loves electro-shock therapy...
She loves me like a cripple loves stairs...
She loves me like a high heel shoe loves a fat chick...
She loves me like a Russian olympian loves dope testing...
She loves me like a trans loves cis-gendered bathrooms...
She loves me like Fuggy loves a peaceful, non-violent demonstration

Yes, as you can see, Jessica’s love for me truly knows no bounds…everyone should feel free to add to the list with other examples of how Jessica loves me.

Personally, I’ll be adding a new example every day, just so my appreciation for her love will never fade far from memory…

 

[Jessica Rain]

I think just made hell freeze over. CA is actually going to agree with this post.

Everyone run... the world is truly going to end now. :LMAO:

 

[demien3k5]

The truth will set you free Jessica. :biggrin2:

 

[Jessica Rain]

But what if I don't want freedom???

You know I like being tied up, trapped under sexual torture. Who wants to be freed from that? Hmmmmmm

 

[Crimson Angel]

I think just made hell freeze over. CA is actually going to agree with this post.

Everyone run... the world is truly going to end now. :LMAO:

Yawwwwwnnnnn... oh wait Jessica wanted to start shit with me? Nah not interested.

 

[Crimson Angel]

Also, Damien - true love is when somebody likes you for the person you are, rather than the fuckton of wealth that you have. Just saying.

 

[Jessica Rain]

Yawwwwwnnnnn... oh wait Jessica wanted to start shit with me? Nah not interested.

I think bring you and D together on a common topic is actually a good starting point. It may open the door to actual polite debate and conversation. I really wish you would see things in a more positive light. This is what I truly hope for you when I said I wish you would get the help you need.

Also, Damien - true love is when somebody likes you for the person you are, rather than the fuckton of wealth that you have. Just saying.

Please refer to the Ask a HUBGFE lady thread. You will see that D and I have actually never met, never had a session and never had money changes hands.

Just sayin'.

 

[demien3k5]

Also, Damien - true love is when somebody likes you for the person you are, rather than the fuckton of wealth that you have. Just saying.

Guess you're going to live a sad, pathetic and exceptionally lonely life of solitude then. Good luck with that. Just saying.

 

[Crimson Angel]

Guess you're going to live a sad, pathetic and exceptionally lonely life of solitude then. Good luck with that. Just saying.

Oh trust me I've got more friends that how many you could ever dream of. And they're TRUE friends rather than transaction/business buddies who only like you because of your wealth, mustache, and tie.

They're just not hobbyists or escorts that's all.

 

[demien3k5]

Oh trust me I've got more friends that how many you could ever dream of.

I think they probably just feel sorry for you. Your shining personality isn't exactly a friend magnet, y'know.

 

[Crimson Angel]

I think they probably just feel sorry for you. Your shining personality isn't exactly a friend magnet, y'know.

Oh please. You're just jealous that if you have only 1/10 the money you currently have you'll forever be living in your mother's basement. Money and wealth can only compensate for a shitty personality for so much.

Yes I'm disabled thank you, at least I can make friends with other disabled people.

 

[demien3k5]

Oh please. You're just jealous that if you have only 1/10 the money you currently have you'll forever be living in your mother's basement. Money and wealth can only compensate for a shitty personality for so much.

OK Timmy. No problem. You roll along now and have as nice a day as possible, mkay? Mkay. Buh Bye, Timmy.

 

[Crimson Angel]

So you admit people only like you because of your wealth and status despite your overly shitty personality. Ok then.

You're so insecure that you had to make an entire thread flaunting to everybody that one individual in the whole universe is willing to spend her time to smell your shit.

 

[Crimson Angel]

PS: Calling me disabled or "Timmy" does not offend me. I am disabled and fucking proud of it. Just like how you are a shitty ignorant troglodyte with lots of cash and wealth and you're also very much proud of that. So good day to you sir.

 

[ROBERTSON]

But what if I don't want freedom???

You know I like being tied up, trapped under sexual torture. Who wants to be freed from that? Hmmmmmm

Oh, I forgot this was an escort review board, now we are talking.

I'm game for that, and I'm willing to allow you enact some "revenge", if you so desire :biggrin2:

And I'm willing to bet, the normal guys here would appreciate hearing some details, on just how you would go about repaying the favour :biggrin2:

 

[peace]

swearing involved???Hmmmmmm

 

[ROBERTSON]

swearing involved???Hmmmmmm

I'm sure Jessica would be willing to call you her bitch, if you are into that sort of thing.

 

[peace]

I'm sure Jessica would be willing to call you her bitch, if you are into that sort of thing.

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[IFUSEEKAMY]

What the eff did I miss :unknw:

 

[ROBERTSON]

What the eff did I miss :unknw:

Jessica tried to change the tone of the tread in post #4, and I made an attempt to keep that trend going.

With another attempt by me, was to harass Mr. peace, which he seemed to take it as I intended, in humour.

But you are welcome to add your thoughts on Jessica's scenario in post #4, I don't think demien will mind.