How Much Does Jessica Love Me? Let Me Count The Ways...

[Madman]

:SayWhat?::don'twantto-see:/

STOP BEING SUCH A FARKIN FUCKIN PUSSY and let's get back on point!

Jessica loves Demien like SillyG loves my apple pies
Jessica loves Demien like Robertson loves Kathleen and Justin.
Jessica loves Demien like Papasmerf loved Obama and wishes him back.
Jessica loves Demien like Primo loves gun control.
Jessica loves Demien like Demien loves CA

 

[demien3k5]

She loves me like an orangutan loves a haircut :Monkey:

 

[demien3k5]

She loves me like a hobbyist loves a 'starfish' :no:

 

[Woodonstick]

She loves you loves you loves you.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Jessica tried to change the tone of the tread in post #4, and I made an attempt to keep that trend going.

With another attempt by me, was to harass Mr. peace, which he seemed to take it as I intended, in humour.

But you are welcome to add your thoughts on Jessica's scenario in post #4, I don't think demien will mind.

Jessica luvs demien like she luvs her puppies played with!

How’d I do?

 

[Jessica Rain]

Jessica luvs demien like she luvs her puppies played with!

How’d I do?

Awesome!!!

 

[Creepy]

Loving done with?.

 

[George Costanza]

Awesome!!!

 

[HWYL]

Demien stole Jessica's toy.