How to tell your wife your pussy is too wide and I can't come anymore.

[DonCorleo]

You don't. You just tell her I prefer when she is on top. This way the friction on her moving side ways, back and forth and up/down just does it.

Tip of the day.

 

[Transient]

Whew. I was gonna say that this has to be a trick question.

 

[-b]

Are you guys going to get graded on this? :shout:

 

[DannyDeVito]

Never had a wide pussy.

Lucky me.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

https://www.mayoclinic.com/health/kegel-exercises/WO00119

 

[Butch]

Never had a wide pussy.

Lucky me.

Stop changing girlfriends every few months and one day you will.

 

[papasmerf]

Never had a wide pussy.

Lucky me.

just means you never followed me up

 

[DannyDeVito]

just means you never followed me up

That was flucking funny and you must be living a dream :biggrin2:

 

[Someone]

https://www.mayoclinic.com/health/kegel-exercises/WO00119

Does that really work?.

 

[Blank_Dave]

"You been fucking horses again?"

"What have you been doing? Using that for a parking garage?"

"You've heard the term 'throwing a hot dog down a hall'? Well it's more like the Grand Canyon."

"No, I'm not saying you;re loose....Just I don't care for the echo."

"I think I found Jimmy Hoffa's body!"

"Alice Cooper wanted to drink from your fur teacup....Seems I get a hairy pitcher."

"At least I know if I ever have to kick you in the cunt, I don't have to worry about my foot getting stuck."

"Now I know what it's like to fuck the Chunnel.

Mmmmmm mmm mmmmm mmmmmm [translated "Fuck I can't breath!"]

"I know I haven't quite been getting it done, so I bought you a new dildo. Do you know how hard this was getting up the stairs?"

 

[Bridgette_xo]

How is that even possible...

 

[oldguyzer]

When you go down on her, tell here the echo from her wide vagina hurts your ears. :rofl!:

 

[Wanker]

"You been fucking horses again?"

"What have you been doing? Using that for a parking garage?"

"You've heard the term 'throwing a hot dog down a hall'? Well it's more like the Grand Canyon."

"No, I'm not saying you;re loose....Just I don't care for the echo."

"I think I found Jimmy Hoffa's body!"

"Alice Cooper wanted to drink from your fur teacup....Seems I get a hairy pitcher."

"At least I know if I ever have to kick you in the cunt, I don't have to worry about my foot getting stuck."

"Now I know what it's like to fuck the Chunnel.

Mmmmmm mmm mmmmm mmmmmm [translated "Fuck I can't breath!"]

"I know I haven't quite been getting it done, so I bought you a new dildo. Do you know how hard this was getting up the stairs?"

:no:

 

[shakeandbake]

O but how do you tell her to do Kegels ?

 

[Beef Jerky]

O but how do you tell her to do Kegels ?

LOL Touche!

 

[Blank_Dave]

:no:

Oh come now, I'm known for my tact. Some times it's a gift, other times a curse. You figure out which is more often.

"I'm trying to decide whether to go down on you, or go spelunking,"

"If we're ever hard up for cash, we could rent your vagina out to a Mexican family."

"Open wide here comes the airplane....No really, here comes the plane."

"No, I doubt you'll have trouble with child birth. If anything, the Doctor can go in and get it."

"The safety harness? Just in case I fall in."

"Cripes, even Ron Jeremy would have a hard time touching the sides."

"That sound? Oh that's just the wind blowing between the Mrs' legs. Yeah, it sounds like it's blowing through an old barn doesn't it."

 

[Lily Divine]

Just buy this set, and a couple other things at Good For Her. If she's all cranky you simply say you thought it was something to use together, and let her read it. Who knows... Maybe she'd take the hint.

 

[shakeandbake]

Just buy this set, and a couple other things at Good For Her. If she's all cranky you simply say you thought it was something to use together, and let her read it. Who knows... Maybe she'd take the hint.

Wouldn't that not get the same reaction as handing a man a bottle of penis enlargement pills ??

 

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[Lily Divine]

Wouldn't that not get the same reaction as handing a man a bottle of penis enlargement pills ??

Not if you could keep a straight face and make like you mistakenly picked it up thinking it was a marital aide.