I dreamt about Mark Whalberg

[Lou Siffer]

In that half-waking/half-dreaming state this morning, while my SO was in the shower, I was telling myself I really should go join her. I could have started the day with a nice bj, and had time to get the yard waste to the curb, so it doesn't have to sit in the garage for another 2 weeks.
I guess thoughts of the yard waste got me thinking about the day and all the things I have to do. The next thing I know, I'm dreaming again.
At some point, Mark Whalberg sits on the bed and starts saying "come on sleepy head, you have to get the yard waste out".
As he's saying that, he's putting his hand under the covers and playing with my balls.
I'm saying "no" and pushing his hand away.
He's saying "come on, we have to hurry."
"No"
"Come on". Now he's trying to pull the covers away and suck my cock!
"NO"
"YES, Come on, I want it"
I yank the cover off and launch myself out of bed to get away, smacking my head on the night table and falling on the floor in the process.
My SO looks at me and says, "Fine, see if I try to wake you up with a blow job ever again!"

From now on, if Mark Whalberg wants to suck me off in my dreams, I'm gonna let him.

 

[Transient]

:rofl!:
Were you picturing him as Marky Mark, or Mark Wahlberg?

 

[Jesus Quintana]

As Doctor Ruth used to say "Go zee a terrapist!"

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

Mmmmmmmark

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Never underestimate Dirk Diggler.

 

[Wanker]

From now on, if Mark Whalberg wants to suck me off in my dreams, I'm gonna let him.

:SayWhat?:

 

[1sickdude]

Did you let him put his finger in your ass :biggrin2:

 

[Kyra.Graves]

This thread is useless without pictures!





Lou do you always wear rollerskates to bed?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

hmmmmmmm Heather Graham has a Wahlberg on her ass. She should get that checked.

 

[Kyra.Graves]

hmmmmmmm Heather Graham has a Wahlberg on her ass. She should get that checked.

Perhaps you could check it for her. :good:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

"I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star...."

 

[Madman]

Yikes, Lou have you been wearing pink lately?Hmmmmmm

 

[BEER]

Pass....................................

 

[Analme]

Oooooops, slowly backing out of this thread holding my butt cheeks squeezed together ..........................:NoNoNo:

 

[Guido]

That's ok Lou, it could've been worse, Imagine if you were dreaming of me? Besides the fact I'd have to kill you, you'd probably never want to fall asleep again! :LMAO:

 

[-b]

I think if is between dreaming of Kyra or Dreaming of Mark....
I think most of the guys plus me would go for Kyra.......:blush2:
Your poor wife, have you told her what happened, why you
reacted the way you did?

 

[Madman]

That's ok Lou, it could've been worse, Imagine if you were dreaming of me?

If he was dreaming of you we need to inform the mods to revoke his membership immediately!!:SayWhat?:

 

[Lou Siffer]

I'd just like to point out that none of you have been very helpful.
I was quite traumatized by the whole thing.

Were you picturing him as Marky Mark, or Mark Wahlberg?

He was being kind of whiny, like the character from The Big Hit.

Did you let him put his finger in your ass

I have no recollection of that.

This thread is useless without pictures!

Lou do you always wear rollerskates to bed?

You're not helping.

That's ok Lou, it could've been worse, Imagine if you were dreaming of me? Besides the fact I'd have to kill you, you'd probably never want to fall asleep again!

You're definitely not helping.

I think if is between dreaming of Kyra or Dreaming of Mark....
I think most of the guys plus me would go for Kyra.......
Your poor wife, have you told her what happened, why you
reacted the way you did?

I assume everybody dreams about Kyra on a regular basis. There would be no need to start a thread about that. Unless you could somehow capture the images from your dreams and post them here. That would be worthwhile.

I did tell the woman in question later that day. That was a mistake. Now, everytime we start making out, she says, "You want me to act like Marky for you?" or "You want me to put put a Wahlberg movie on?"

 

[SillyGirl]

I did tell the woman in question later that day. That was a mistake. Now, everytime we start making out, she says, "You want me to act like Marky for you?" or "You want me to put put a Wahlberg movie on?"

ROFLMFAO!!! That's classic! :LMAO::LMAO:

Hey Lou you know he has a movie opening Friday, you going?

 

[Lou Siffer]

ROFLMFAO!!! That's classic! :LMAO::LMAO:

Hey Lou you know he has a movie opening Friday, you going?

Maybe not opening night but I probably will. My ego and my dick (maybe that's redundant) are completly deflated any way. May as well have some laughs.
I thinks she's going to see "Magic Mike" or something about male strippers. Oh fuck, I hope Marky's not in that one, too.