I washed my socks then put it in the dryer

[Bubba]

All the socks came back.

That is a first for me.

 

[papasmerf]

All the socks came back.

That is a first for me.

I know the feeling.

It is even worse when you find a strange sock in your dryer and you live alone.

 

[Bubba]

I know the feeling.

It is even worse when you find a strange sock in your dryer and you live alone.

I would move if I were you.

 

[papasmerf]

I would move if I were you.

Where is the fun in that.

 

[Bubba]

Where is the fun in that.

Ever watch the cycle run?.

Better than some porn movies.

 

[papasmerf]

Ever watch the cycle run?.

Better than some porn movies.

I have a top loading washer.....................So I can not watch but I do sometimes listen

 

[Bubba]

I have a top loading washer.....................So I can not watch but I do sometimes listen

Listening is a good thing. At least you are paying attention.

 

[User-E]

Washing machines vibrate when they're on spin cycle.

:blush2:

 

[papasmerf]

Washing machines vibrate when they're on spin cycle.

:blush2:

As do I

 

[Prick]

Have fun and mix your black socks with white Tshirts.

 

[papasmerf]

Have fun and mix your black socks with white Tshirts.

I buy all the same socks.

Wear Western Boots with my suits

 

[Wanker]

You can forget your cash in your pants but it is not the same devastating wet destroyed paper when you take it out of the wash.

 

[Raiden]

I only need one sock for Dickhead as I prefer to go sockless unless I'm wearing sandals.:SayWhat?:

 

[SillyGirl]

You wear socks with sandals???

 

[Boing]

I hang my socks and underwear outside on the cloths line for my neighbors to view how big my feet and ...... is :-Cool/"

 

[Lorenzo]

I dry clean my socks.

 

[Waxed]

How do you put your socks or nylons on?.

Sitting, lying or standing up?.

 

[papasmerf]

How do you put your socks or nylons on?.

Sitting, lying or standing up?.

same way I put on a condom.................one foot at a time.

 

[oldguyzer]

same way I put on a condom.................one foot at a time.

You know you are not supposed to put condoms over your feet first?











Toenails can rip them.

 

[papasmerf]

You know you are not supposed to put condoms over your feet first?

have to stretch it out to get it to fit.