If Your....

[-b]

If your Penis could talk what would it say?
Ladies you have a choice.....your boobs or kitty......?

:blush2:

 

[papasmerf]

my is a gentleman and would never talk out of turn

 

[peace]

awww you miss penis eh?

 

[-b]

No I had a date tonight but I had to cancel.....she is really nice....seems like a
handful....So missing penis "No" I am missing my Date....
She has nice Boobs.....Damn......Next weekend.....My place with Wine,
and Food....

Peace you missing Penis.....:na:

 

[papasmerf]

No I had a date tonight but I had to cancel.....she is really nice....seems like a
handful....So missing penis "No" I am missing my Date....
She has nice Boobs.....Damn......Next weekend.....My place with Wine,
and Food....

Peace you missing Penis.....:na:

I bet he gets plenty of it :rofl!:

 

[peace]

I do have a penis! :biggrin2:...and Bliss...you often talk about PENIS....meaning you subconsciously miss it. :biggrin2:

 

[-b]

I do have a penis! :biggrin2:...and Bliss...you often talk about PENIS....meaning you subconsciously miss it. :biggrin2:

You think you are Feud......
What would he say about you handling your Penis......Maybe Penis envy.....

 

[BEER]

You forgot to feed me too many times.

 

[peace]

You think you are Feud......
What would he say about you handling your Penis......Maybe Penis envy.....

..just stating the obvious...Funky & Music

 

[-b]

..just stating the obvious...Funky & Music

I'm on an escort board with a lot of sausages....If I wrote about Kitties
then I would be having to post on my own.....:rofl!:
Well with some Ladies I am in the Dog House....Well the Out House.....:blush2:

And others.....Well they are sweet to me.....:biggrin2:

It not that I am thinking about Penis.....I am thinking about how
to communicate with the brains of your bodies.....Your Penis....

 

[peace]

...you did mention PENIS again...and TWice! :biggrin2::wink2:

 

[-b]

Ok I am talking to your Kitty.....Peace....Your small little clit.....:rofl!:

 

[peace]

if you say so....

 

[Danolo]

If my penis could talk, it would say to me, "hey! I'm sick of looking down, let's get going!!

 

[WhiteLion]

 

[Prick]

This one is worth repeating.

 

[Raiden]

My problem is DickHead never shuts up and if I wait to long all I hear is



FEED ME MORE!!!

 

[Madman]

My Penis- Hey you up there!

Me- WTF did you just say something?

My Penis- um yeah, listen I'm really getting fed up just hanging around here. Every once and a while you stick your dirty paw and shake me around but not lately! Why is it because I refuse to be shaved? WTF, you think you're the only one who can sport a beard? YOU ARE USING ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER!! You pull me out 3 or 4 times a day to pee, shake me 3 times and then tuck me back in AND ONE MORE THING... CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR more often!! Get that lazy good for nothing maid to give me a clean place to live everyday!!

ME-

 

[-b]

My Penis- Hey you up there!

Me- WTF did you just say something?

My Penis- um yeah, listen I'm really getting fed up just hanging around here. Every once and a while you stick your dirty paw and shake me around but not lately! Why is it because I refuse to be shaved? WTF, you think you're the only one who can sport a beard? YOU ARE USING ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER!! You pull me out 3 or 4 times a day to pee, shake me 3 times and then tuck me back in AND ONE MORE THING... CHANGE YOUR UNDERWEAR more often!! Get that lazy good for nothing maid to give me a clean place to live everyday!!

ME-

You are so Funny...:rofl!:

I think Your Penis is a Female......

 

[peace]

YOu said PENIS again. You dearly miss it.