I'm bored dammit

[a 1 player]

Grrrrr.

Kids are gone, friends are busy, don't feel like drinking, not too horny...

What's a guy to do?

 

[-b]

Run a nice warm bath with candles, soft music.....:biggrin:

 

[a 1 player]

Run a nice warm bath with candles, soft music.....:biggrin:

Puhleeze.:shocking:

 

[-b]

Puhleeze.:shocking:

Shave, wash your butt , take a blue pill and phone an escort....

 

[a 1 player]

I wonder if Reverse is free?

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I heard she is. If she was taking money then she'd be back in the business.

If you have a chance give her the "T - experience" LOL!

 

[a 1 player]

If you have a chance give her the "T - experience" LOL!

Not too sure I can live up to such high expectations.

 

[Chunky]

How about a jog in the fresh air.

 

[a 1 player]

How about a jog in the fresh air.

What you talkin' bout Willis?

 

[Chunky]

What you talkin' bout Willis?

LOL, you said you needed to lose weight, you said you're bored. Dude, kill two birds with one stone!

Run A1 RUN

 

[a 1 player]

LOL, you said you needed to lose weight, you said you're bored. Dude, kill two birds with one stone!

Run A1 RUN

Just so you know... I don't run unless a clown is chasing me with a bloody knife. That might be my only motivation to do so.

 

[Chunky]

How about a HUBGFE member who hasn't had sex in a month chasing you with a tube of Vaseline in hand? :rofl1:

 

[a 1 player]

How about a HUBGFE member who hasn't had sex in a month chasing you with a tube of Vaseline in hand? :rofl1:

Is her name Bliss?

 

[Jesus Quintana]

How about a HUBGFE member who hasn't had sex in a month chasing you with a tube of Vaseline in hand? :rofl1:

So you know where Lovelatinas is?

 

[Chunky]

I was thinking Gom if truth be known.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

 

[-b]

Is her name Bliss?

I busy chasing a woman tomorrow, so need my sleep......

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I busy chasing a woman tomorrow, so need my sleep......

If you use a lasso you will greatly improve your odds.
Personally I like to chase them down with my horse and BULLDOGGIE 'em!

 

[Prick]

Masturbate with the right hand then the left one. You are not bored anymore

 

[-b]

Try a milking machine .......for something different too day....:music: