I'm bored dammit

[tboy]

I heard she is. If she was taking money then she'd be back in the business.

If you have a chance give her the "T - experience" LOL!

what's with you and the T experience? lol....no one gives gen a hard time about her "gen" experience! (and she puts it right in her ads!!):music:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

what's with you and the T experience? lol....no one gives gen a hard time about her "gen" experience! (and she puts it right in her ads!!):music:

:biggrin:

 

[Guido]

I think it's time to bring out the Gexperience, why should T have all the fun.

I rub extra virgin olive oil all over the ladies body. I sprinkle a little bit of oregano, some salt and pepper on top and then slowly lick then all over while trying to sing slip slide and away.

 

[a 1 player]

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I rub extra virgin olive oil all over the ladies body. I sprinkle a little bit of oregano, some salt and pepper on top and then slowly lick then all over while trying to sing slip slide and away.

Not too different than what I did.

I covered my entire body in vaseline and pretended I was a slug. It was fun while it lasted, but the cleanup this morning is a bitch.

 

[Guido]

Not too different than what I did.

I covered my entire body in vaseline and pretended I was a slug. It was fun while it lasted, but the cleanup this morning is a bitch.

Yeah, we know, we've seen the pictures. Bliss was peeking through your bedroom window snapping shots with her iphone.

 

[peace]

I rub extra virgin olive oil all over the ladies body. I sprinkle a little bit of oregano, some salt and pepper on top and then slowly lick then all over while trying to sing slip slide and away.

...oh now you choose the extra virgin olive oil....

 

[Guido]

...oh now you choose the extra virgin olive oil....

YESSSSSSS, the EXTRA is for the ladies only!!

 

[peace]

what about Madman?

 

[Guido]

He's uses canola, he's not the brightest tool in the shed!

 

[peace]

THat is not good.

 

[Guido]

THat is not good.

Well, when you stop and think about it. A1 uses vaseline (total mangacake move), Papa would use bacon oil (total old smerf move), so really canola I isn't that bad. Fuck it, Madman must be Irish!

 

[peace]

 

[tboy]

Not too different than what I did.

I covered my entire body in vaseline and pretended I was a slug. It was fun while it lasted, but the cleanup this morning is a bitch.

that SO reminds me of the scene in Striptease with Demi Moore. Burt Reynolds is a senator and his aide comes into his room to see if he's ready for his speech. He says "umm why are you glistening", BR says "it's vaseline, I love the way it squishes between my toes"....

 

[-b]

Yeah, we know, we've seen the pictures. Bliss was peeking through your bedroom window snapping shots with her iphone.

They are actually good for warts....you let them crawl over it.......It a natural way......
I want to take a pic of the milk machine and him but have to take the pic of the poor slug he
abused.......:toocool:

 

[Madman]

I rather use Compound W than have that ugly thing crawling on my hand.

Sorry no offence A1.

 

[a 1 player]

I rather use Compound W than have that ugly thing crawling on my hand.

Sorry no offence A1.

No offense taken, especially since it wasn't me who posted it.