Jokes & Funny Stuff - part deux

[bluebro69]

So how much IS the price of cock?

Free to you!

 

[Andrew_]

 

[Andrew_]

 

[RED]

Funky & Music
Keep them coming.

 

[bluebro69]

 

[Snail]

 

[Chevy]

 

[LarryB]

 

[Pietro]

Drunk baggage handler falls asleep in hold, flies to Chicago | CP24.com

 

[Faphard]

Proof that bleach destroys brain cells.

 

[Signingin]

:biggrin2:

 

[ProudJoe]

 

[Bloopk]

 

[George Costanza]

 

[JpMorgan]

When 3 people have sex it's a threesome. 2 it's a twosome, therefore I keep getting called handsome?.

 

[Vongolo]

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter...

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'

We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

 

[Admiral]

 

[bluebro69]

Looks pretty festive to me.

 

[Curly]

 

[bluebro69]